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Andre The Mage 🧙🏽‍♂️

@andrethemage

😂😂😂 | Libra ♎️ | Born in the 90's | I 💙 Chelsea | Artiste 🎙| Photographer 📸 | $ -@andrethamage ||

Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬 Katılım Mart 2012
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You see me ehn, as a Yoruba boy nothing concern me with tribalism because have you tasted oha soup before??
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𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊
𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊@erigganewmoney·
"All man for himself" sounds like a joke until you're at your lowest... You go scroll contacts tire
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tic toc
tic toc@TicTocTick·
By end of April, they will have to do a lockdown. Stay home. Save on gas.
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𝕁𝔸𝕐
𝕁𝔸𝕐@nuJay4r·
Betting go make you imagine all sorts of lifestyle but once game cut, you're brought back to your depressed reality
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TOIS🌴
TOIS🌴@sammie_boi20·
Wife: Give me money I want to make hair Husband: I don't have money Wife: Should I borrow you so when you have money you can return it Husband:
TOIS🌴 tweet media
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Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳)
My dispatch rider gave me a power bank as a birthday gift. He say na everytime my phone dey low.😂😂😭😭
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Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
I just found out that whenever i leave for work, my security man takes my key from where i keep it, opens my door and puts stuff like drinks/water in my fridge and takes them out before i come back. I left the house this morning and came back because i forgot something i was supposed to give to someone. I opened my fridge and i saw stuff that i didn’t put there. I asked him and he admitted to it. I don’t even know how to feel about it.
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Arinze Odira
Arinze Odira@CaptainArinze·
One of the saddest parts of the hustle culture is that if you don't make it, there will be no evidence that you tried.
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your mom
your mom@onlysammms·
this guy has kissed almost every inch of my body, knows exactly how to undo me, and still can’t hold eye contact for more than 15 seconds
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.@ifeoluw_a·
when you clock they don’t rate you like that and you switch to low effort mode.
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siju🎀
siju🎀@sijuszn·
God, I can’t go through another year feeling stuck. Give me clarity, direction, and the strength to follow through.
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Fash Daddy! 🥐
Fash Daddy! 🥐@thefashygram·
I have lived 26 years in Nigeria, i have never heard diesel finish in a generator at a bank. End times are really near. Everywhere black out for bank 😭😭😭😭😭
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Natism
Natism@his4Everz·
🚨 BREAKING: Iran just threatened to cut undersea cables that carry 95% of the world’s internet. This changes everything.
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Yemsss🌞🧡🌞
Yemsss🌞🧡🌞@Yeahmicee·
You go first think say you dey suffer as a student, until you graduate 🤣🤣🤣
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Kal-El
Kal-El@Umarkaoje_·
opening your phone to post yourself under the term medium UGLY gotta be a humiliation ritual
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