André van Rooyen

Good cup of coffee really can make everything better, eh?

@byronrode @shawnjooste Howzit 😊

@shawnjooste @andrevr Keen to see how this works. Also, hello Andre

Today I start building FRED. The Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device (hat tip to @andrevr for the name). FRED is being built as an OpenClaw system that focuses on running an ISP Network. We’re a smallish ISP with our own network. We’ve built every part of it and we manage every part of it. FRED is going to be focused on helping us manage the network and attached services more efficiently.

@Miss_Maharaj14 @FrMaryke Such a genteel word. "displease" :)

@FrMaryke Yes... yes it is or a unicorn but then you can't breathe fire in things that displease you

Sometimes, I want to be the single fun aunt. Sometimes, I want to be a billionaires wife. And most times, I just want to be a dragon.

David Coulthard, professional F1 TV commentator and ex-F1 driver, surprised at the lack of effect or DRS: "It's almost as though it's not as effective with the particular rear wing configuration they've brought here to Monza this weekend."

HAM out in Q2. Imagine his surprise when he sees SAI (the driver he's replacing, with the car he thinks is better than a Mercedes) joining him, out in Q2 as well. Now imagine SAI looking at his next car (Williams) which has just been hurled into Q3 by ALB.

"parking inside the lines is for pussies"

Why do you always make it sound like we cause you problems by turning on every appliance, leaving the lawnmower running, playing with every light switch, covering our houses in blinking lights and sticking our fingers in any available plug point?

@shawnjooste 👏👏👏

Well there you go then.

@robstokes Well?

I just got asked by my daughter if I was alive when the Titanic was built…

uuuuuuhhh...

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Last I checked, Cape Town is in South Africa

This fire is the gift that will.not.stop.giving.

Are we going to the end under yellow ?!?

Gripping, gripping Grand Prix.

*Quite* a lot of flex visible on Checco's front wing. Like about 20mm on inside of the top element. 😱

@TenSecondCynic Fucked around. Now finding out.

Heart-stopper for the Ferrari boys. 🙀

@hebeipangzai 它的时间显示准确无误，一天两次! 😍

Haha, my limited edition watch is good, isn't it?

@hebeipangzai 在这个时代，许多人的生活很困难。你只需知道，当你在这里访问我们时，你给很多很多人带来了快乐。祝你健康和繁荣，朋友。

I have disappeared for a long time, recently I often dream of interacting with foreign friends, so I can not leave, this is a great effort. I use translation software to play Twitter and YouTube, I hope I can reply in Chinese as much as possible, because I have a lot of mistakes.

My week started well. Don’t be jealous you weren’t picked