Andrew Koerner

This is how your career at Google ends in 2026 (based on many real stories): 1. End up in the team of someone who has been L6/7 for years and have no plans to move 2. Said manager cares about doctor appointments and busy blocks on calendar more than whether you're contributing to the org 3. Get a MI rating as nobody defends you at calibration 4. Listen to 'feedback' from your manager who's desperately hugging their job and not rocking the boat because they can't find anything else 5. Act upon the feedback 6. Get another MI next year

The OSS-Fuzz team at @Google is using AI-powered fuzzing to find vulns in open-source software and recently reported 26 new vulns to open-source project maintainers, including one in the OpenSSL library which is critical to most internet infrastructure. security.googleblog.com/2024/11/leveli…

@RoaringKitty 👀👀

@baglino I’m deeply thankful for your strong leadership and invaluable lessons I’ve learned from you. Thank you for everything you’ve done for Tesla.

I made the difficult decision to move on from Tesla after 18 years yesterday. I am so thankful to have worked with and learned from the countless incredibly talented people at Tesla over the years. I loved tackling nearly 🤣 every problem we solved as a team and feel gratified to have contributed to the mission of accelerating the transition to sustainable energy, a mission that I am quite passionate about. I will always have a warm spot for the people of Tesla and Tesla products in my heart and wish the team and company the best in the future. When I joined as a junior firmware / electrical engineer back in 2006, a future Tesla that produced the world’s top selling vehicle was well beyond my expected set of outcomes. A reminder to all of us to set higher expectations, I guess :)

In Puerto Rico, 75k Powerwall owners can now get paid to support the grid in what could become the largest virtual power plant ever 🇵🇷🔋

Really excited to ship this: Tesla Electric in Texas, a retail electricity offer with real time pricing for Solar and Powerwall exports. tesla.com/electric#

@pickleops @tomquane and I rewatched a couple weeks ago, give it a watch!

Verifying myself: I am akoerner on Keybase.io. DeiYMBUpXp-qPLHsuOeCE73FE2I7hrIDoUQy / keybase.io/akoerner/sigs/…

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

Still can't believe it. @KlayThompson legit invited me to the parade last night. All because of a toaster. #DubNation

Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

with a number of reasons to drink, I just did

@sfoutsidelands @regulator @E40 Rappers aged 45 and 48 capitalize on name recognition and nostalgia of festival goers that mildly enjoy rap

@griffixapparel Hey Will, @classyultimate ordered silk-screened shorts 7 weeks ago and paid $460. We are still waiting to here back ANYTHING

@SinTheFields Great response! Making a B team and telling people to fuck off is the only thing holding me back from Nationals #mudmouth

Blogged: On Being a Team Lead: Welcome to Our Team blog.colinbreck.com/on-being-a-tea…

@hobbas @onewil @okfineilltweet #LevelUp

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OVD1M: @Pittultimate can no longer win the tournament. They have to go through back door for second bid

#UPSETALERT!!!! twitter.com/pittultimate/s…