Andrew Alfermann

Mayor Humdinger is a punk

Hey @Cardinals , I’m available. Let me know if you need references. Thanks

@bthompson48 Does this look like a guy taking his reps seriously and trying to improve? Practice like you plan to play. I don’t know how you can keep making excuses for him

@ChalkNetwork @JOEL9ONE Can you ask Macon why he chose a picture for his Twitter profile that makes him look like the Stuart character from MADtv?

@RizzShow Moon fell ??

Who should be added next?

@martymush Final Jeopardy answer is Isotopes.

Do I get one question right ?

@ScottStapp can you ask your management team what it would take to produce a replica Stapp 11 Cowboys jersey from your halftime performance?

There’s no way Carlos knows how to use semicolons correctly.

@PFTCommenter Betting the house on Green Bay because when Houston has a problem, a team led by a Rogers exposes the flaws. @hen_ease #challenger

How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im having my legal analyst advise the Bucs to sit Brate if AB starts next week, because if your gona be playing with a dickhead in confrence the least you could do is deactivate your Cam

@BarstoolBigCat I want to know where I can find a blue horse. Because I would like to look at that.

Reading again

@PFTCommenter Put a smelling salt under the tab so you get a whiff every time you take a drink. That would be gritty.

TB12

#GritStream 24 hours of grit Twitch.tv/pardonmytake

@short_porch The best defensive short stop in team history: Brendan Ryan

Who’s the first player you think of when you see this logo?

Waddup

The STL/Battlehawks relationship was like a blind date set up by a friend. Had promise, but no expectations. Our connection was immediate & pure. We fell hard. It’s like they say, when you know, you know. Devastated to see it end. They will always be the one that got away. #KaKaw

@JrJobes @myfakeironlung Makes sure it’s played 8 times in a row

@JOEL9ONE Put a set of truck nuts on their vehicle until Memorial Day

Guys, March madness bracket this year.... last place should have to....?

#KAKAW 1-0 Football in the STL

The helmets 👀🔥#KAKAW

Matheny is a head coach again. That means Matt Bowman is already warming up in the bullpen.