andrewascroft

@bennymufc Messi ,2008 champions league semi final ,ran wes brown all over old trafford but ended up on losing side

Tore us to shreds, scored a hat trick & left the field with all 4 ends of Old Trafford giving him a standing ovation, Ronaldo in my lifetime is the greatest opposition player I’ve seen at OT, Batistuta would be a very close 2nd

Always thought the idea in a test match was to bat as close to opening 2 days as possible ,why are England declaring on day 1 with not even 400 on the board #strangeone #ENGvsAUS

Got no complaints about yesterday's result ,I enjoy watching good football teams and whatever your allegiance these are a good side ,about as close to an English version of 2011 barca you can get ,united top 4 ,2 Cup finals ,winning one solid 7 out of 10 season ,roll on august

@DaytrippingRed Will be difficult mate ,I live in coventry and its been crazy ,sold out in 13 mins the other day ,put another 500 up today and went in 20 mins ,lads are charging 150 pound for 32 face value ticket

*breathes in* Don’t suppose anyone has any contact for a pair of Coventry end tickets for the playoffs? Mate of mine has asked for help and I didn’t think I even knew any Coventry fans or that such a thing existed 🤭 Anyway, any help appreciated

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft Unless my tele is broke ,City are miles ahead ,arsenal, united ,and Liverpool are about the same fighting for 2nd and 3rd place

@andrewascroft @jackacroft Only 3 points ahead of this poor Liverpool side 🤣 I’m sure we can sort a little bet out before start next season

@rhyslyons4 any truth in the rumour the boy @jackacroft is looking for you Kenilworth boys with a wheelbarrow ? Manchester united won't finish in top 4 ,Manchester united won't finish above Liverpool, oh dear #utdutdutd

@ashcroft11_ Well done boys ,fully deserved in difficult circumstances, but just kept winning every week ,says alot about attitude and commitment to the Club #leaguewinners

Kenilworth Sporting Reserves - Stratford alliance Champions

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft Fair comment ,let me know if you fancy a go next season ,can't see you lot improving any time soon ,United are bound too

@andrewascroft @jackacroft You wouldn’t i remember the bets you have “klopp be gone before ole” 😳

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft I would have took you to the cleaners ,Liverpool couldn't finish above united ,10 /1 with skybet start of season

@andrewascroft @jackacroft Always a easy year for me betting against united boys 😅 never end up out of pocket

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft Had a feeling there might be an excuse ,always is

@andrewascroft @jackacroft No because he’s stupid enough to have big bets on martial scoring more than nunez in league mate 🤣😅👌🏼

The boy @jackacroft is sorted now ,big thanks to whoever sorted it ,@george_whitelaw @RossPerks17 ,have a top day boys

Anyone on a coach travelling to Middlesbrough with people that haven't turned up and got spare ticket please give my boy a message @jackacroft ,he will be up there without one ,cheers lads ,@george_whitelaw ,@RossPerks17

Seeing tweets on here calling @markjesterselby boring ,anyone who has played snooker at a local club knows how difficult it is to string a 20 or 30 break together, never mind 15 reds and 15 blacks under the most intense pressure and in front of millions on TV, #genius

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Well done to the boy @jackacroft ,douch and Carl, guiding @KenilworthSFC reserves to the league title ,tremendous effort in difficult circumstances, but kept going and winning football matches ,great effort lads #leaguewinners

@rhyslyons4 Congratulations mate from the Ascroft household ,get the mini united kit round in the next few days 🤣🤣🤣

Joesph James Lyons 💙🌎 welcome to the world son

Can't you tell the kids are off school ,I heard a boy aged about 10 ,when I was on my parcel round today ,shout at his mum ,I hate this house ,I am leaving this house forever ,her reply was ,what with no shoes on ? I was cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

Went to watch flannleys against gatehouse today in coventry Sunday league ,great game ,enjoyed it ,good advert for Sunday league football

Thanks for your slow response tesco ,but manchester united result today has confirmed my phone is working fine 🤣🤣🤣

@rhyslyons4 Didn't think this phone worked just realised it does 🤣🤣🤣

Just spoke to tesco regarding my phone being silent since the 7 0 drubbing at anfield ,they can't shed any light on it either ,strange one ,but would be prepared to bet substantial amounts of money if united get beat tomorrow it might ring again 🤣🤣🤣