Andy Finkle

@dccommonsense Have you met a MOC? Those are prerequisites for the job.

The cowardice of Congress is the best argument ever that term limits would be better than what we have now. If losing your precious House seat is so important to you that you will jettison all morals, constitutional oaths and civic pride you shouldn't have the job to begin with.

@InternetH0F Fred Willard casting was too perfect

All I can think about when I see the original video is the boondocks version 😂

@maustermuhle We’ve been listening to Beverly Cleary audio books (Ramona Quimby and Henry Huggins collections) on Spotify

Fellow parents: Have any good suggestions for good podcasts for kids between the ages of 8-11? I need ideas for an upcoming roadtrip, because playing Spotify DJ for hours on end drives me crazy.

@SergeantAqGo Thrice

Republicans voting for Trump…twice.

@alohahungryht I would! That is spectacular!

@andrewleefinkle Would you believe that it’s Pickleball? 😆 My pickleball partner and I won the silver medal in the MD Senior Olympics last year, and that qualified us for the 2025 Nationals. We’ll see what happens…

Aloha! Hope everything is going well for you and your families. After 12 years of providing Hawaiian love to the DMV, we’ve finally decided to move on to the next chapter of our lives. It’s been a fun ride, thanks to all of you. Our final aloha to our dear customers and friends!

@alohahungryht What is the next adventure?

@andrewleefinkle Much Mahalo, Counselor!

@nut_history Hang it in the Louvre

Stephen Strasburg with his college coach Tony Gwynn at San Diego State

@3YearLetterman @FauxPelini @BustaRhymes @ManhattanDA @AlvinMovies @WesternSizzlin1 @RealCarrotTop @Dschrempf @BubbaGumpCo @TheRoyalBallet @jiffylube @Whitesnake This renews my faith in humanity

@FauxPelini @BustaRhymes @ManhattanDA @AlvinMovies @WesternSizzlin1 @RealCarrotTop @Dschrempf @BubbaGumpCo @TheRoyalBallet @jiffylube @Whitesnake Thank you Faux for always being a beacon of truth

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Donald Trump’s third term as president has ended before it started. A federal judge just ruled that he is UNCONDITIONALLY DISCHARGED from office, meaning he cannot be inaugurated on January 21st. So what happens next? Biden has already resigned, so he cannot continue on as president. This means that Kamala Harris will take the oath of office in a couple of weeks. It cannot be DJ Vance because he never assumed the office of vice president Wow

@BBGreatMoments Big Hurt

Name a batting stance you used to imitate growing up.

Gotta throw the goalposts in the river @3YearLetterman

@ThomasFidone Party still going for the kiddos in DC

I remember when I was a kid on Halloween I was out till sundown flying around. Door to door as many houses as possible. There would be people everywhere all up and down the streets, lines to get candy. I have seen maybe 5 kids out tonight. Is it just me or is Halloween not same?

Always Projecting

@kairyssdal That’s the strategy

@mehdirhasan Have you considered the possibility the word genocide is being used incorrectly?

To all the trolls in my replies today, answer me this: If it is so vital that Harris is defeated in order to stop the genocide, and that there’s no difference on Gaza apparently between Trump and Harris, between the GOP and Dems, why then do Benjamin Netanyahu and most Israelis want Trump to win, not Harris? Why did Itamar Ben-Gvir say they could do much more under a Trump presidency? And why should I then ignore the clear desire and public intent of the people literally doing the genocide and listen instead… to you? 🤔

@KleinschmidtJD Legend

Rickey

@HenMazzig Sources?

New reports shed light on yesterday’s attack: - Israel allegedly concealed explosive material within a new batch of Taiwanese-made pagers imported into Lebanon. - Each pager had one to two ounces of explosive material hidden next to the battery, along with a switch to detonate the explosives. - Reuters reports that Israel tampered with 5,000 devices, resulting in 3,000 explosions. - The tampering occurred before the devices reached Hezbollah. - These booby-trapped pagers had recently been distributed to Hezbollah operatives. - The plan was initially intended for use only in the event of total war with Hezbollah, but Israel was forced to deploy it sooner due to Hezbollah's suspicions. The urgency was driven by the need to act before Hezbollah discovered the sabotage. - The pagers were designed to explode shortly after being activated, increasing the likelihood that recipients would answer and suffer severe injuries. - Lebanese officials report around 4,000 injured, with 200 in critical condition and 11 killed, most of whom were Hezbollah members. - The Iranian ambassador was reportedly injured in the explosion. - Approximately 500 Hezbollah members are said to have lost their eyesight due to the blast.

@RachelShukert Yes. And also a rejected TGS skit.

@ConorOrr I feel seen

In the summer of ‘09 I lived in a hotel by myself and played an entire season of MLB The Show with the Blue Jays. Used an all knuckleballer bullpen and centered everything on a Kerry Wood redemptive arc. Went 158-4 and won it all. Mostly ate deli meat purchased at target. Heaven.

Not that anyone who believes the nativist tropes will ever see or accept this fact