Andrew Thorp

0 kids is 0 kids. 1 kid is 0 kid. 2 kids is 0 kids. 3 kids is 1,000,000 kids. IYKYK #parentmath

@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak @bfw omfg I just realized … Reed is bizarro world Ethan. Same same but different.

@BFW @BarstoolYak @nickturani WSD is right. Front loaders smell worse than top loaders. You can alleviate it but you have to clean the front loader regularly where as you don’t have to clean top loaders as often. Mildew builds up much easier. whirlpool.com/blog/washers-a…

@BarstoolBigCat, @nickturani, @kbnoswag, danny, kate, titus, @StevenCheah, etc I fucking love everyone on @BarstoolYak. My dream is to shoot the shit with the guys and gal. Vibes like everyones favorite text group IRL. #yak

@BarstoolBigCat need tech/AI/investment/engineering at @barstoolsports l? #shootersshoot

@BarstoolBigCat the way @BFW says Michael sounds like it has a y in it

@chefdonnyy I GOT YOU! How much Venmo money you need to feel confident

@chefdonnyy wins me over more and more with every appearance. My guy is a king.

@EthanKamps WE MOVE!!

See you in Vegas. We move

@nickturani you’re my favorite dude on the yak. I’m sorry.

@BFW this is not a hate Brandon tweet. But your hate on merging is logistically wrong. Everyone merging early is a traffic nightmare. It’s called zipper merging. It improves traffic if people merge at the merge point, and makes traffic worse if people merge early. Look it up!

Ump is dialed in

@barstoolsports I asked my wife "If I got a job at barstool, would you move to chicago?" Expected a hard no. She simply asked how important the job is to me. Shining my kiss coin up.

My absolute favorite thing about the yak is how hard @chefdonnyy makes Kate laugh. We don't talk about it a ton, but she cannot contain herself when he's lost in his own words. /cc @BarstoolBigCat

@BarstoolBigCat scummy thing that tons of people do - leaving shopping carts on the curb in the grocery parking lot.

@jacobinfante24 @grok rearrange every word into a meaningful pair of sentences

BREAKING: #Bears GM Ryan Poles allegedly that his 2025-26 NFL season went for what he is and said to do. He is the first NFL GM the head coach win with a game in the Bears of first playoffs in Chicago. Great news for the 3-time 8-time has been NFL so many times 🔥

Mark “it wasn’t me this time” Andrews #ravens

I have a little side project that I've been working on. A micro journaling app, where you can journal short form entries, and it's integrated with AI to provide summaries, recommendations, prompts, etc. DM me if you are interested in trying it out, I'd love feedback!

@calebpressley @forthepeople This feels like what I imagine glenny balls life is actually like. Just missing a few HiYahs

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@BarstoolYak I cannot wait to hear the content around @BFW tmrw. That is a uniquely crushing experience. I legitimately cannot believe that happened. An epic collapse, and the final play to put your team away was a spectacular catch that you were close enough to break up, lol.