Andrew 😀

Amazing. Everything you just baked is Wrong. #NationalPieDay

@benshapiro Really??!!

Happy National Pie Day! :)

Days shy of his 77th birthday, Neil Diamond is retiring from touring after he says he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease cbsn.ws/2n2lH54

Kirk to Spock- I have the kool-aide and beach ball. Beem down the slip and slide and Sun-screen. #ReadyforSummer

Me on Wednesday vs. Me on Friday

Prayer Warriors🙏Jonathan Russel was born at 25 weeks...please pray for grit, strength and resilience for baby J! Our daughter is a fighter! This little guy will be too! I am praying he will channel 45’s toughness! #IamaGigi #2grandsonsnow #codeofvets #ILoveMyCountry

As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK50Forward #MLK

I've got that song in my head now.🎶

Car goes airborne, crashes into second floor of California office building bit.ly/2D4gIa1

Happy International Chocolate Day! One of the many official Chocolate Days on the calendar.... fb.me/2d2dOAx1U

WOW! Nothing like a 4-espresso shot coffee to get you going. Hit up Blunt Bros Coffee on Central in ABQ and enjoy... fb.me/JmlMJePZ

Things to avoid when ordering with #TheGoldbergs: ❌Prime cuts ❌Fancy sides ❌Out-of-Season vegetables ❌Market Price ❌Salad Bar ❌Items in French ❌Dry-aged anything ❌APPETIZERS OF ANY KIND.

These. Three. Words. #BringItHome 📺: @nflnetwork

BIG NEWS: A Babylon Bee book is coming: babylonbee.com/book/

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@HootenNtheLady @mclandes Good times!😂

@CharlieDaniels Neither is food poisoning.😛