Andy Amsler

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Andy Amsler

Andy Amsler

@andyamsler

Paid Media @precisionstrat // Works from early in the morning until late in the evening. Makes many calls and has many meetings.

Washington, DC Katılım Şubat 2009
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
My new most hated words in the English language: “But, Daaaddd…”
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
I did a thing. Wordle 203 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Friendly reminder that, even in a pandemic, it is not possible to parent and work at the same time.
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Krishana Davis@KrishanaDavis·
I've been on a Studio Ghibli binge lately. I didn't realize how large the catalog is. So far I've watched: - From Up on Poppy Hill - My Neighbor Totoro - The Secret World of Arrietty - Howl's Moving Castle - Spirited Away
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Jesus these parents did everything up to pulling the trigger themselves.
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
Looking through my moms cookbook and wtf is this recipe. I’m totally making it to find out.
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Covie@covie_93·
Wearing a mask did not kill any student in school today, a gun did.
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New game show idea: removing, disassembling, cleaning and re-installing child car seats. Winner gets a handful of 5-week-old Cheerios.
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Bakari Sellers@Bakari_Sellers·
Y’all show up to school board meetings over American History (I mean CRT), but y’all mighty quiet over school shootings.
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
WTF kind of headline is this
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
My wife often refers to the lesson she learned in college, that not everyone organizes the fridge like her. I think I’m realizing the same for myself, but about slide decks.
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
In case you were wondering why it’s impossible to keep anything clean as a parent. I legit swept the kitchen this morning. By dinner time, this 😱
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
First our toddler gets sent home with a fever and suspected croup. Then both kids have off school. Then the 5 year old gets put on quarantine for 2 weeks and sent home. Going to have that glass of wine later.
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
Love to see it when your boss comes in strong and backs you up on something! Not saying it’s unusual (it’s definitely the norm at my work) but it sure feels good.
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Andy Amsler@andyamsler·
I’m only on episode 1 but Lucy is by far the best human on Twin Peaks
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