Andy C.

that condom got me pregnant

I want to be surrounded by people who want to do great things.

Flowers are nice, until you realize he cheated! *crowd gasps* #hangtenstories 1336

"Keep your eyes focused on the problem, not the distraction."⠀ ⠀ This martial arts instructor teaches his students life lessons through sport. Amazing. (via @mrjasonowilson)

@squashtic woohoo! welcome back 😁

Me: *leaves to the store* Dog: He's gone forever... I'm going to die. I was a good boy, wasn't I? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten his food from the table, but it was sooo good! Aw man. Me: *comes back* Dog: Thank God, you're back! Cat: Oh, you left? #dogs vs #cats

"Oh, now he's goin- "Could you PLEASE just stop narrating?" #hangtenstories 1201

Fear can be both a killer and a motivator. Can't be brave if you have no fear, after all.

Here's a picture of my dog hiding in the bushes as strangers walk by. It's nice to know she's just as socially awkward as I am. She gets me. #dogsoftwitter #dogsareawesome

Everyone hides during a downpour. I splash in puddles. #hangtenstories 1198 #writing #sweetstories #shortstories #makemefeel

"I used to meet her everyday, right by the creek." #hangtenstories 1197 #writing #memories #writerscommunity

"I just remember the flash." "And then?" "... Woke up here." #hangtenstories 1196 #writing #shortstory #writinglife

Yes, yes we should 😌

"History? History?? I'm too busy tryin'a figure out my story." #hangtenstories 1195 #writing #writers #shortstory

4000 people confined to a floating building in the middle of the ocean... What's not to like? 🤔

Day 248 of the infection... toilet paper prices officially surpass that of gold. Federal Reserve switches over to the TP Standard. A new age begins. #gold #coronavirus #Fed #humor #humour #ToiletPaperApocalypse

I never thought I'd miss the daylight. But I do. #hangtenstories 1193

Hearing people chewing in a quiet room.

@TomBilyeu I would just think most people don't actually know how to get there. It's one thing to say, "I want to earn 6-figures." It's another to make it happen when you have student loans, a family to take care of, a job with no prospects of growth, or a family member that needs medical."

I really believe that people just don’t demand enough of themselves. ⁣ ⁣ They have ambitions about doing rad shit, but they never get down to the brass tacks of pulling it off. ⁣ ⁣ My life is optimized for progress and improvement because that’s the foundation of fulfillment.

Lately you're all that's on my mind. I miss us. #hangtenstories 1191