Andy Maxwell

Oh dear. This is exactly our house.

Jacob Rees-Mogg claims that nobody cares about #partygate anymore. The BBC say the documentary only makes people angry. The truth is it shows everyone what lying assholes the Conservatives are. So do you care? Feel free to RT to show that you do.

Do not use #compareyourparking. Meet and greet service at Heathrow was anything but that. No one there to meet and the greet took an hour after bags. Gave chance to explain and customer service even worse with no apology.

Chris Bryant, "Parliament is in trouble.. Nearly every day there is a scandal.. I care passionately about democracy.. I just don't think in an ordinary line of work if you miss coming in for over 6 months, like Nadine Dorries, that you'd still be paid." @RhonddaBryant

2022: Rishi Sunak, "This gov will have integrity professionalism and accountability." 2023: The Conservative party’s deputy chairman Lee Anderson said asylum seekers complaining about being moved into the Bibby Stockholm barge should “f*** off back to France”.

This is shocking. There used to be many routes into study for those who didn’t make the cut first time - cheap FE evening classes, extra-mural university departments, low cost Open University modules. What is *wrong* with these people?

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We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson You make me sick.

Lest we forget….

Really not the UK’s finest hour. @GaryLineker please keep doing what you are doing.

Suella Braverman is allegedly threatening to resign. I can think of no less frightening threat, I'd be chuffed if I were Sunak. Off you pop.

@cobblerstu @roryisconfused Not done that but quite like the idea. Better than trying to hit every path

Decided to look up the leaderboard of this running thing you can do on the Strava running app and the number one ranked guy is just running around for the same square every single day for about 6 hours

Hold on - wasn’t it those pesky free markets - that she champions - reacting in horror to £45 billion in unfunded tax cuts? That led to surge in cost of borrowing, near collapse of pension industry, and more costly mortgages for all of us. Didn’t Liz Truss bring Liz Truss down?

I’ve finally found a Brexit benefit!

Ah yes, it was all going to be wonderful. Happy #Brexit anniversary to the Express and all its readers

Last night, 292 Conservative MPs voted to allow sewage dumping by water companies in our rivers and coasts for at least 15 more years. Can you spot your MP on the list?

#OneRuleForThem Piggott, another well known public figure who liked his horses and dodged £3m tax, had to do time. And he didn’t issue threats in an attempt to silence his accusers.

@NadineDorries I think it improves it. X% of toured might like him but the rest of the country know him for someone who was only@interested in himself unable to make the big decisions and partied whilst others could not see loved ones. We will never forget Tory parties #NeverVoteConservative

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