Andy Field

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Andy Field

Andy Field

@andyfieldhello

1 of the UK's top 50 tall, white, glasses-wearing, male stand up comedians. Listen to my podcast (ofc I have a podcast) @gr8podcongrats

Katılım Şubat 2010
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Andy Field
Andy Field@andyfieldhello·
Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside *45 minutes later* She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead
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Joke & Mirrors Comedy Club
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Live Comedy this Monday Night with Headliner Andy from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Support from Alfie Dundas, David Jeffries and Kate McGann! *****- Voice Mag ****- The Skinny ****- Broadway Baby ****- Fest ****- Ed Fest Mag Tickets £7 smokeandmirrorsbar.com/tickets
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Joke & Mirrors Comedy Club
Joke & Mirrors Comedy Club@bunchofjapes·
Next Weeks Joke & Mirrors Headliner is the fantastic Andy Field! Join Host Dani Johns and some of Bristols' finest support from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Supporting acts are Alfie Dundas, David Jefferies and Kate McGann! Tickets from £7pp at smokeandmirrorsbar.com/tickets
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3PickupMusicMan@3PickupMusicMan·
Tom Jones sits in with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and cranks up "Long Time Gone" to eleven. You’ll never hear a more rockin’ version.
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World reknown super chef @sxckiki takes a break from Swingin Dick’s Big Fat Hog Kitchen to tell us about his top spots to nosh hot peng grubber. WICKED! #TopGrub #Food #Inheritance
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Andy Field@andyfieldhello·
I like to eat chicken with skin on. If I didn't have any skin on I'd be too busy screaming in pain to eat much of anything
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When god closes a door, he opens a window, to help with the air flow, because heaven has damp from all the clouds
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Andy Field@andyfieldhello·
I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait
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If you took Cole Palmer's nose he'd get upset and ask for it back
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The real Gary Barlow's massive son is the friends we've made along the way
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Feels like such a strange time to be doing stand up comedy, but the show must go on!
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I'm seeing a ridiculous amount of jokes about Gary Barlow's massive son, and I just want to thank everyone, I'm really enjoying them, he's such a big boy isn't he
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Andy Field@andyfieldhello·
I'm trying to get a Swiss former Arsenal player to post me a figurine of my least favourite character from Friends Philippe Senderos? I sure hope he will!
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Last time I was in America I took a greyhound from New York to Boston Lovely dog, hope he got back ok
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