Andy Helson 😄

@imptoons Love the two little ducks 🦆 🦆reference 🤣.

It's so close now!!! 🤪 Keep those yearbook pre-orders coming! Link to buy in pinned tweet... 👍 UTI 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴

@trustinlcfc Given Reeco scored 2 and got the assist for the other it has to him but Tom Hamer was incredible yesterday 🤜 👊 💪

22 games unbeaten! 🔴⚪️🔥 Another huge performance — it’s getting harder and harder to pick just one standout with so many top displays out there! 👏 But who was your Man of the Match?

@Dlnorton150879 Scoring 3 or more in 50% of home games…mind blown 🤯

10 games this season we've scored more than 3 at home ! 10 !!!! Apparently were a defensive team 🤷 #imps

@LowerTiers No!!!!!!!!

Should VAR be introduced to the Championship? 🤔📺 This debate is certainly dividing people… Link to full story in the comments👇🔗

@thelefttake @Patrici89225734 @Ofcom Your being too polite. Call her out for what she is. A racist liar.

I’d like to see @Ofcom investigate this to be honest. Meningitis B is endemic to the UK and has been since at least the 1950s when more advanced testing was made common. Anyone who talks of it being introduced recently by immigrants is either misinformed or trying to misinform.

@claire_adams694 Leaving the ECHR. Privatising the NHS. Tax cuts for the rich. Racism. Misogyny. Scrapping the Equalities act. Reversal of workers rights. Scrapping net zero.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m not afraid to speak my mind. So I’ll ask it straight. What is it in Reform policy that you actually disagree with? Not personalities. Not MPs. Not media narratives. Policy. What specifically don’t you like? Incoming 🚀

To all my followers, please help promote our small business & follow the @BottleGlassPub That would be very much appreciated. Thanks in advance. #TaxedOut

Meningitis is NOT contagious, so what’s with all the nonsense? As my friend Kat Watkins says on FB today: “Meningitis is an infection in the brain caused by toxins passing the blood brain barrier. You cannot 'catch' it, it's not contagious 🙄🙄 So all this closing of schools is just theatre. It's to scare you into making sure you jab yourselves and your kids up. How many of those who have presented with meningitis, had the covid vax? Since its a side effect? As well as a side effect of many other jabs 🤷🤷”

@BenHtafc17 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

Clearly hits him slap bang in the face, cheating bastards Lincoln

@nickprocter27 @wass74 @Dlnorton150879 @RosaxKay97 Speak for yourself 🤣🤣🤣

@Dlnorton150879 @RosaxKay97 I couldn’t care less if I’m honest 😂

21 games unbeaten. Exhausted, behind but we don’t give up. The fight, the heart, the quality that we have in this side is unbelievable! 15 points clear with 8 games left. We aren’t averaging less than a point a game. This is our time, this is our year. Championship bound!

@lincslass86 Sounds like a traumatic reaction but the referral will sort it

@andyhelson Her dad took her to the hosp whilst o took the youngest to her singing lessons. I went straight up to the house after to watch the footy & give her a big squeeze. The initial confetti canon didn’t touch her eyes but it was close ever since a knock just makes them close

Safe travels to all going to Huddersfield. Mum duties call and they’ll be no last min decision to go now because I cant, gutted but kids 1st always. UTI ❤️🤍

@lincslass86 Thankfully she seems ok now but you’re damn right to push for the referral. Has to be linked to that initial shock but definitely needs a deeper look. Keep giving her the Mum hugs 🤗

@andyhelson Hers eyes are open now thank god! Lasted hours. No helpfron drs or hosp. Going to persue the drs and request a referral. It’s not right it happens but least they’re open 🙈

Happy 21st @LincolnCity_FC

💯 hand ball. How the linesman hasn’t seen that is a mystery 🤷‍♂️🤬 #uti

Still think we can come back and win this #uti

@impsteaderz @SportingLifeFC A stat from the @Staceywestblog I listened to today from Chris. Stockport had 307 1st half passes. Only 36 were into the final 3rd. Pointless possession.

@SportingLifeFC Pointless stat….most teams piss about with it and achieve nothing!

🎯 Most passes completed in Sky Bet League One this season: 🥇 George Johnston (Bolton Wanderers) - 2,106 🥈 Ryan Wintle (Cardiff City) - 1,731 🥉 Oliver Norwood (Stockport County) - 1,655 4️⃣ Lewis Wing (Reading) - 1,618 5️⃣ Joel Bagan (Cardiff City) - 1,583

#PostOfficeScandal #ParmodKalia #StateSponsoredCrime The Quiet Dignity of Parmod Kalia (6th December 1958 –13th March, 2026) Parmod Kalia was a trained Banker. An Associate of the Institute of Bankers. Assistant Bank Manager. Treasurer of an International Charity. A man for whom every penny had to be accounted for. He chose the Orpington Post Office for the quiet life. Stable hours. Time with his wife and four children. The Horizon system repaid that modest ambition with a phantom shortfall of £22,202.01. Post Office Ltd told him he was "the only one." The National Federation of SubPostmasters — his supposed protector — told him to repay the money and fabricate a story. He borrowed £22,000 from his Mother's life savings. Post Office pocketed every penny. Then they prosecuted him anyway. 6 months in Prison. 14 years in hiding. 3 occasions where he nearly took his own life. A 17 year estrangement from his son Mahesh, who was just 17 when they took his father away. Children who grew up asking: "Dad, have you taken the money?" His own children. Asking if their father was a thief. Because the State told them he was. His conviction was finally quashed in May 2021. He should have spent his remaining years in peace, rebuilding what was stolen. Instead, the Post Office unleashed elite City law firms to fight tooth and claw over every penny piece of his Redress. They challenged causation. They delayed. They low-balled. They rejected his interim claim of £100,000 on "public interest grounds." Highly paid lawyers — billing more per hour than Parmod earned in a week — deployed forensic cruelty against a traumatised, terminally declining man whose only demand was that someone look him in the eye and say: 'we did this to you, and we are sorry'. He tragically died on March 13, 2026. Still fighting. Still waiting. Still uncompensated. Still dignified. The inhumane savages masquerading as lawyers who wage this war of attrition against Parmod, his family and hundreds like him will simply move on, adjust their cufflinks, sip their flat whites, and open the next file. Another victim. Another billable hour. This obscene tragedy simply cannot continue. The time is long overdue for the Prime Minister to intervene — to show some leadership, some backbone, and some basic human decency. These are not commercial disputes. These are traumatised victims of a State-sponsored crime. The lawyers instructed to handle their redress must be ordered — ordered — to show compassion, humanity, and urgency. Every day of delay is another day stolen. And as Parmod Kalia's demise has proved, the days run out. Rest now, Parmod. The truth outlived them all. The shame belongs to those who made you wait. @Keir_Starmer @darrenpjones @biztradegovuk @AGinsight @liambyrnemp @commonsBTC @RachelReevesMP @DavidDavisMP @kevinhollinrake @CastletonLee @Janetsk20073533 @SeemaMisra_OBE @edwardhenry1 @BBCEmmaSimpson @nickwallis @Karlfl @marksweney @hrw @Cyclefree2 @DanNeidle @SkyNewsAdele @BBCBreakfast @ElCShaikh @VarchasPatel @Pinsent_Masons @hmtreasury @HouseofCommons @premnsikka @TimBushLondon @UKHouseofLords @TjX50 @Malcolm22206844 @NFSP @postoffice @PostOfficeNews @NFSP_UK @voiceofthepm @NigelRailton

This brilliant.

@JSN_LW Off the bench but give home 30 minutes.

Alfie Lloyd at the Accu: