Andy Iwancio

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Andy Iwancio

Andy Iwancio

@andyiwancio

trans gal, comedy-person, dj, fucking she / goddamn her

Seattle, WA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Andy Iwancio@andyiwancio·
If there was a snortable vaccine, florida would’ve been 100% vaccinated by now.
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@robintran04 Heard your and Fifi’s skin suit podcast and really enjoyed it! Very sweet and relatable in alot of ways. (Also yer L2L ep was good too.)
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The Punch Line
The Punch Line@punchlinesf·
ON SALE NOW 💥 We’ve got three new shows coming up! 🏳️‍⚧️ Transformative Laughter with @andyiwancio and @NatashaMuse on June 24th 🎤 @DannyJolles June 25th-28th 👏 @joederosacomedy October 3rd-4th Plan ahead and get your tix today! Your future self will thank you.
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Cool Box Art@CoolBoxArt·
Yo Bro / TurboGrafx-16 / NEC / 1991
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Drac's Night Out (Unreleased) / Print ad / Parker Brothers / 1991
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Any day you eat a hot dog is groundhog day.
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I never trusted sissy folks from fucking with my ID. I have dressed in non-descript clothes to move through your spaces. We never had even a bar to defend for ourselves. Now it’s LGB and we don’t exist.
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@cexmang Was listening to the superstation the other day and remembered you did some guitars on the album. Just reminded me to say hi!
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Andy Iwancio@andyiwancio·
Flipping someone off is a slight of hand.
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Just found out there is a DJ Amancio. It explains all the random tags for Reggaeton nights I keep getting.
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Andy Iwancio@andyiwancio·
Seattle is alot like a cupboard of old tupperware: too many bottoms and not enough tops.
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PEDIALYTE: a big old bottle of “I told you so”
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Jenny Nicholson@JennyENicholson·
That time we went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid but it was also 9/11 and they inexplicably put the memorial newscasts on the big screen in the fish-themed bowling alley
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*speaker stands in front of my casket* “Andy passed after a long battle with Dracula. May she rest in peace in the daytime. Then rise in power at night.”
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I feel like the thinking man’s sculptor is Auguste Rodin.
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“Peperidge Farms remembers” *two chunky cookies dip into milk*
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“We’ve got a saying around these parts that goes, When the moon hits your eye a big pizza pie..” *unzips resealable bag* *puts wad of Mozerella cheese inside lip* “Well that’s Amore”
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The ghibli wall before it got painted over
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