Andy Martin

@maxrushden Barry?

who keeps Spurs up? Harry? Ange? Anyone?

@JacobSteinberg A case of of Calumny

West Ham fans marvelling at supporters unhappier than them

@JacobSteinberg Last Hammers fandango before Flamengo flit perhaps

West Ham midfielder Lucas Paqueta reported for training today. His camp aren’t ruling out him playing against Spurs on Saturday. Paqueta still wants to leave and join Flamengo.

@JacobSteinberg My sarcasm-o-metre is off the scale

I had another great night at the London Stadium - a world class stadium with a world class team theguardian.com/football/2026/…

@JacobSteinberg Suddenly my crystal ball has gone all cloudy

@andym17 So you’re saying United are going down?

West Ham had 11 points from nine games in 2002-03 (surprised it was that many) and six from nine under Avram. They are going to have to pull off some very unlikely results in the next two months.

@IanTasker @itvcycling Go-go-go

@itvcycling how should Vingegaard be pronounced? Guard or Go?

Never mind Spurs… Ed Sheeran. Nailed. Spurs and Antonio Conte frustrated in Champions League Frankfurt draw theguardian.com/football/2022/…

Chilling story, brilliantly told: How the Champions League final descended into chaos – visual investigation theguardian.com/football/ng-in…

Berlin says ‘nein’ to World Cup fan zone and calls off Germany’s street party theguardian.com/football/2022/…

@rwilliams1947 Is this your Fanfare for the Comma Man?

I get very angry when the absence of a humble but essential comma, almost certainly omitted on the grounds of sub-editorial doctrine, forces me to read a sentence twice in order to get the sense. This is from today’s Guardian.

Where were you in April 1999? Wembley watching Wales beat England? theguardian.com/sport/2020/apr…

As a Fleet boy myself, of course the good citizens of this Hampshire idyll are following the guidelines. @FleetPolice

@SachinNakrani Sach, you're on fire

What's Swedish for 'Sweet Chariot'?

@tumcarayol @annekeothavong This is a mighty fine read

@PaulMcCarthy66 Come and watch it with me, Macca. BAZGAZ reunion

Right, I need a pub near London Bridge to watch the final next week. Any recommendations gratefully received

spot on: almost Waddle-esque

Ruhezeit time

@pasport Meet the snow plough

📸 A look at the 2019 Red Bull 😍