delulu targaryen

Thank you based god 🙏🙏🙏@LILBTHEBASEDGOD

@YeAboutMine Donda 2 was released on the Stem Player and sold over 100 thousand units at 200 dollars each

@UpdatingOnRome I thought this account was about the Roman Empire

I actually saw Zendaya at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@seanonolennon @FrancisJeffrey7 SpongeBob is high art period

@FrancisJeffrey7 SpongeBob is high art compared to Barney.

Historians may one day look back and identify Barney as the beginning of the end.

@pictureplane There is a lot of emo / dubstep / electronic / hardcore riffage overlap in LA rn from what I’ve seen

When I saw 100 Gecs live, it reminded me 100% of artists I saw playing in DIY warehouses in like 2007 to audiences of ten people. Just with way better production.

@mezcalsoda Speak for yourself

breakfasts do not need to come with home fries AND toast. that is too much carb!!! who is eating all that

After 10 seasons I think we as a society can finally conclude that love is not blind

@bizarrebarbie The gene simmons / Donald trump method

What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…

when people who grew up in america use celsius on their stories or whatever i’m like please be serious right now

Bob Odenkirk as Da Pope ok this show got some juice

Is it weird if I tell a British girl that I think her and I could have a “special relationship”

Lil’Jordan Humphrey is one of the best names of all time

Google’s ai claims to already know the result of tonight’s game

@Matt_Pinner Splinter

found this cat what should I name him

@td_nash Andre igoudala

Michael Jordan is not available. With the game on the line, what player do you want with the ball in his hands?🧐

@lady_valor_07 Sashimi

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@josh_uglyasf It wasn’t me

Name any cheating song sang by a man… I’ll wait

“SEX DISTORTION” by PICTUREPLANE. The new album. Out everywhere now. open.spotify.com/album/5xpgJ4gO…

@pictureplane Tiktok better but u literally have to post every day and there’s no guarantee. But it’s way better than ig

I have no idea how to get people to care about art online . I spent 3 years making my new record , it’s some of my best work, and I can barely get any engagement on instagram. It’s not a good feeling.