Andy Stern

@officialdafc @PaddyArsenal @XaviBird

83' | AUFC v DAFC | 2-0 Wanyama is sent off for handball.

@regresssion I instantly went to The Phantom Menace tbh

read unjust depths

@FootballCliches I’m pretty sure Chimbonda wore them in 2006, final game at Highbury

Simple question: has a Premier League outfield player ever worn gloves on the final day of the season?

@ChrisWheatley @websummitqatar @FootballCliches this is new one!

🚨 Exclusive interview with former Arsenal and Man City defender Bacary Sagna: “When Pep Guardiola came to Man City, he cut the WiFi in the dressing room!” @websummitqatar

@thefutballboy_1 Di Maria vs Leicester

Football knowledge test. Guess the goal scorers and the club they scored against. Level: Hard Price: Premium X blue and a shoutout.

@tomaldertweets Very nice, congratz - nice tache too 🤘

First podcast incoming! 🎥

@FabrizioRomano @FootballCliches fifa pics thread?

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle confirm that Sandro Tonali has been banned from football for ten months, as effective from Friday, 27th October 2023, following illegal betting charges by the Italian Football Federation (FIGC). FIGC's sanction includes an overall 18-month ban, with 8 months commuted as the player participates in a therapeutic plan and educational programme in Italy consisting of 16 commitments.

@FootballCliches surely ‘England don’t know when to quit’ isn’t applicable at 1-1, let alone in a World Cup semi final?

@regresssion Ask Robz I think he got for CDP

hey do any of my friends have experience getting custom ear protection? thinking about getting asc customs cuz the post club tinnitus is getting gnarly

They’ve just said on Sky that David de Gea was ‘getting in on the act’ by coming out of his box to wallop the ball out for a throw in. Surely not allowed? @FootballCliches

@theheartmurmurs Mate you’re filthy but in a good way

Been looking forward to this day for a long time. Homegrown padron peppers day

@theheartmurmurs Shame that it’s not £4.20, would have been perfick

Pints of 6.9% cider for £4. Whatcouldpossiblygowrong?

@markbrit_ If Laca is in there, surely Cedric has to be too?

@theheartmurmurs Sounds like you’re full AND fluent, which is the dream combo

@andysternAFC Had bife com ovo a cavalo with cheese and ham, and salad chips and rice. They brought me Bolo de caco com manteiga de alho to start. Never seen that anywhere in Britain. Soooo full now

Paging @andysternAFC

@theheartmurmurs So lekker bro

@andysternAFC Both, somehow. George Michael on the radio, Portuguese news on the telly. Food cooked by a grandma. Absolute dream

Giveaway time! All you have to do is retweet and I will randomly select a winner next Wednesday! Good luck!💜🌻🤸🏾‍♀️ #Giveaway #afc

@TikiTakaConnor Macheda?

Need help. What are the best last minute winners in PL history? So far I have: Agüero vs. QPR - 2012 Welbeck vs. Leicester - 2016 Owen vs. Man City - 2009 van Persie vs. Man City - 2012 Ji vs. Man City - 2014 Allison vs. West Brom - 2021 Any other suggestions?

@piersmorgan Fuck off you fucking thumb

Pathetic.