Andy Stobart

Chance to be part of the Daytona Milton Keynes 24 Hour in a Rotax team... May 24-25. Any keen karters give me a shout

Place available in optimistically lower midfield team for October 12-13 Daytona Milton Keynes Autumn 24 Hours. DMax class. We have all the gear so just turn up and race. daytona.co.uk/daytona-autumn… DM me for extra info.

@virtualstatman Really quite probably. Great track. Great event. @KartodromCat. I'm still faster in a kart than my social media replies too 😂😂

Racing in the Bridgestone media karting event in Barcelona in 2010 and after eventually getting past me, @andystobart turned around on the straight and gave me the “you absolute wanker” gesture. At least I think it was you Andy! 🤣🤣

There are worse places to get stranded for a few days... #ItsAllinThePlanning

@EastMidRailway Unfortunately, your trains are around 30% over capacity. #StandForTheRide #TravelByOtherMeans #LetTheTrainCauseTheStrain

Did you know that if you plan ahead and book in advance that you can save up to 30%? Advance tickets cover our London route, Liverpool to Norwich services, and journeys to and from Skegness 👇🏼 bit.ly/EMRAdvancedTic…

Global cafe hate #126 'We don't do cappuccino'... How about popping that nozzle in the milk and twisting that knob for 10 seconds? Then drop an espresso in it? I'll pay more...

@Ricker666 @MKDonsFC At 1am? Like, brilliant.

. @MKDonsFC maybe consider switching the lights off at night? #CSR own goal? Balls up? Like, really?

Very wise man. RIP Charlie.

@HMRCcustomers I need to discuss a query on my self assessment

@andystobart Hi Andy. Are you wanting to pay a tax bill? If so can you confirm which tax year is it for and is it for PAYE or self assessment tax? James

@HMRCcustomers you have been experiencing telecom difficulties all week on 03000 200 3300. I keep calling back later and getting the same message... I was wanting to give you some money

Are nine sheds / garages / workshops too many for a country gent🤔? Three weeks into lockdown and four are reorganised. Just the big ones to go... #LockdownLife

'the driver must drive the car alone and unaided'

@DGMHQ You had 50 years to construKt that tweet, and a word was indeed all carried away...

King Crimson's groundbreaking debut album was released 50 years on this date. The original band were only together for 335 days but the impact they had with over 70 gigs and 1 studio album can still be felt in 2019. Please share your thoughts & pics using #KC50

Happy Birthday to an exceptional album #KC50 first listened to the original vinyl at around 15 years old, then took a cassette recording (sorry Robert) on a cycle trip around France the following year. Could still listen to the title track (LOUDLY) every day...

Pretty corny to say, but it's amazing...

@sepangracing #BestFans

Considering it’s already 30°C and 76% humidity, we reckon Adam has found the smartest spot in the garage to be 😅 #PETRONASmotorsports | #BarracudaMoto | #MotoGP | #ThaiGP | #AN7

Every once in a while, there's a random ebay project I'm NOT tempted to buy... FWD diesel Minor Traveller anyone? rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mp…

@Rowlinson_F1 My initial search was for the means to take a Brompton on my travels, it went south from there...

@andystobart Dude, *seriously*?!

Drink tequila. Concoct travel plans.

@diegofmejia My search for a bicycle motorbike rack gave me nothing...

@andystobart Cycling madness has gone too far.