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@neyola09 @Utdbrizzy Correct but you've googled

@Utdbrizzy The substitution is part of a second-year partnership between Manchester United, Snapdragon (Qualcomm), and (RED) charity to raise awareness and funds against global health injustices including AIDS. Snapdragon voluntarily gives up its sponsorship slot for specific 2026 fixtures

Anyone know why Manchester United wore ‘RED’ on the shirt instead of Snapdragon today?

@Utdbrizzy It's something to do with charity

@TheNairobiTimez Amazing

A young TikToker identified as Shawn has earned praise online after helping her brother’s small business gain massive attention through social media. With less than 3,000 followers, Shawn visited her introverted elder brother in Makongeni, Thika, where he had been jobless and struggled to sustain his hustle. She shared a video showcasing the products her brother sells, hoping to help him reach more customers. The clip quickly gained traction online and has now attracted nearly 500,000 views, with many Kenyans reportedly placing orders in support. VIDEO 📽️👇

@_Sakko Tumana ziende kwao

Ex wife aliacha nguo na viatu kadhaa huku ,also cosmetics..it's now over 10 months tangu tuachane kabisa .. nizipeane kwa watu wa mali mali ama children's home ama mnaonaje ? na vile ni vitu mwecheche. Kuna a dress nlimnunulia 6k na kiatu ya 8900 na perfume ya 22k

Hizi IDs called maisha number are the worst, ziko na so many errors utapata male ameandikiwa female and vise versa alafu spelling mistakes, I wonder who's been editing and printing them

@kaboya01 @marto254_ Ingia ecitizen try and register business name ukifika place ya kueka details of partners weka ID no yako it will automatically give you your kra pin

Majamaa mnisaidie I want to retrieve back my KRA pin nimeitafuta kwa Gmail siipati😪

@kijanayamwingii Wamefunga bao mob kuliko bottlers

Why is Manchester City on top of the table and they have the same points and GD as Arsenal?

@UtdTony1 Jamie Carragher is a bitter man

🚨🎙️ Jamie Carragher’s reaction to Paul Pogba saying that Bruno Fernandes would finish in the top three of the Ballon d’Or every season if he played for Manchester City honestly felt like a joke to me 😃. How can anyone seriously say that? If Bruno was in this City side, there’s a real chance he wouldn’t even be a guaranteed starter every week. He could easily find himself starting on the bench for some of the biggest games, or being used mainly in the cup competitions and the FA Cup. 🔴👀 And let’s be honest — can a player make the Ballon d’Or top three from the bench? I really don’t think that’s possible Who exactly is he starting ahead of in that City midfield and attack? This is a team where top-quality players like Rayan Cherki and Phil Foden can sometimes start on the bench, so the idea that Bruno walks straight into the team and suddenly becomes a yearly Ballon d’Or contender feels like a huge exaggeration. I rate Bruno highly, and there’s no doubt he’s a great player. But I don’t think he’s at the level being suggested here. To go even further, I’m not even fully convinced he starts in this current Arsenal F.C. side every single week — so comparing him to being an automatic star at City just feels over the top.

@iamjatello Cause of the noise and other factors keja ni cheap

I have an ask, kuna buildings mob hapo CBD na nikama some ni residentials. Watu huanza aje kuishi tao with all that noise? Achana na kuishi unaanza aje kutafuta nyumba tao?

@Fra_nkXBT Atakudharau times two

Last year nilifungulia bibi yangu business after two month ikapick poa. she was making good money until kiburi ikamshika this year akaanza kuniongelesha nikama sio mm nlimfungulia. so i kept quiet na nikaachana naye afanye biz yake. i was planning to add more stock until .... 🧵

@HypeXolo @bungomaduke Hapa kwa lorry unaweza kaa week bila job, alafu huwezi zunguka nayo ovyoovyo

@bungomaduke For anyone reading this and wants to try kindly go for a lorry This matatu will drain every coin you have It will give you stress you've never imagined Government, taxes and insurance companies will drain you Buy the lorry and be your own driver trust me

If you want to become a millionaire in just one year, rush to the nearest bank on Tuesday after the Easter Holiday and take a loan. You are not doing this for consumption but for an income-generating asset. This is how people move fast. Take that loan and buy a clean 14-seater like a Toyota Hiace. Put it where the money is. Ilete kwa hii Bungoma to Nairobi route. This route is always active. Day and night people are always moving.. Now let’s break everything down step by step so you understand clearly. First, the setup: Cost of matatu: Ksh 1,600,000 Loan finances the full amount. Tuseme Monthly repayment is Ksh 60,000. Let's go to how you will operate. You don’t operate casually. You maximize the vehicle. Daily plan: Morning: Bungoma → Nairobi Evening/Night: Nairobi → Bungoma That is 2 full trips per day Now income per trip: Passengers: 14 Fare per passenger: Ksh 1,500 So: 14 × 1,500 = Ksh 21,000 per trip Two trips per day: Ksh 21,000 × 2 = Ksh 42,000 per day Now monthly income: Assume 26 working days: Ksh 42,000 × 26 = Ksh 1,092,000 per month (total revenue) Now subtract expenses step by step. Fuel: Approx Ksh 12,000 per day Monthly: 12,000 × 26 = Ksh 312,000 Crew (driver + conductor): Ksh 3,000 per day Monthly: 3,000 × 26 = Ksh 78,000 Maintenance & other costs: Monthly estimate: Ksh 40,000 Now total expenses: 312,000 (fuel) 78,000 (crew) 40,000 (maintenance) = Ksh 430,000 Now subtract from revenue: 1,092,000 – 430,000 = Ksh 662,000 Now remove loan repayment: 662,000 – 60,000 = Ksh 602,000 net profit per month Now let’s make it even clearer. Monthly profit: Ksh 602,000 After 2 months: 602,000 × 2 = Ksh 1,204,000 You have already crossed one million. After 12 months: 602,000 × 12 = Ksh 7,224,000 From one matatu. Ukimaliza kulipa loan in about 2–3 years: You remove Ksh 60,000 repayment. New monthly profit: 602,000 + 60,000 = Ksh 662,000 per month At this point, the matatu is fully yours na pesa inakuja kukuja. This is how people scale: Year 1: Buy 1 matatu Year 2: Add a second using profits Year 3: Build a small fleet The secret is not just buying. Make sure you manage them well. Ensure full capacity trips ju demand iko high. Stick to a busy route like Bungoma–Nairobi Use disciplined crew Track daily income Maintain the vehicle properly If you get this right, one matatu is enough to completely change your financial direction. Stop looking for complicated businesses. Sometimes the simplest models executed with discipline and consistency are the ones that create real wealth. Hii ni Siri nimewapea...

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@ArtetaEra The word gaffer is only designated for Sir Alex Ferguson period

Arteta applauding Manchester City as they collect their medals was a touch of class and respect for the game.. A very different man from what the media portray him to be. Come May the world will clap for you too gaffer.. We're in this together.

@iamjatello Zinapika mutura good meat that one

Why do they remove a corpse’s intestines at the morgue and where do they take them?

@ipostanythingLF Osimhen has the worst attitude for a player

Konate saw through osimhen the John cena and his plan to waste time and asked sbozo to step back.

Victor Osimhen is a good goal scorer with a very bad attitude

@CAF_Media Shame on CAF

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

@alasirimotors 😂 Usikuwe hivo

Kijana yeyote ambaye ana fanya "forex trading " asijaribu kuniambia nimtaftie gari tena ! Tawe !

@MaxonAiro Next season Arsenal will be the new liverpool

When Pep Guardiola finally leaves, Mikel Arteta will dominate the Premier League for the next 10 years. You saw it here first.

@Osama_otero Greed

So there is Kenyan engineer by the name Victor who is responsible for those beautiful iconic bridges in Japan? Also I read somewhere that Kenyan engineers are the best in S.A. So what happens with our local ones?