Andy Yeldham

Are there still spurs fans saying that Philippe Coutinho wouldn’t improve us??? Phillip fucking Schofield would after watching that.

Bus Ax B🚲SS LoAnNiE

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@IncredibleCulk Happy birthday

Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

@Sofology This is what my van looked like today. @Sofology are you taking the mickey? Never mind the atrocious job your random hired help did once they stepped outta said flea pit transit van 👀

Hi @Sofology thanks for delivering my expensive new sofa today. No thanks at all to the substandard job done by 2 random contractors who you hire, turning up in a clapped out dodgy rust covered beast of a transit van who then proceeded to rush their job, done under your company..

Now this is what we need to have as an option for as long as there’s no crowds - banter / sledging version! @SkySports make it happen surely?

For one last time, I give to you... Spurs 2 Arsenal 1 Alternative Commentary

@HazSpur92 Please let it not be true - it invariably is though 😩

Prepared to see West Ham play like Barcelona tonight

@Gazza_Grant One of my absolute fav couples 💪🏼😍❤️

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@eugenegu @realDonaldTrump I do hope one day, soon hopefully, this silly looking president of yours retorts. You deserve it for your efforts to ridicule him & his awfulness - and i for one would love to see it kickoff! Bravo sir, bravo 👏🏻👏🏻

@realDonaldTrump STEAK & KETCHUP!

LAW & ORDER!

@SoccerAM Gregor Rasiak

Name the greatest striker your club has ever had. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! ❌

Simply awesome! “I’m Donald J Trump & I approve this message” 😂😂🤣

@SoccerAM Tevez & Mascherano to Wet Spam

What's the strangest transfer you've ever seen? 💭

@KhaleesiBW How old do you think I am?

@GrahamRoberts4 If there’s even the slightest risk then it shouldn’t even be a discussion- how can they possibly make it safe?