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Look at the generational difference - 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more

Final AL West spring training standings: 1st: Rangers (18-12) 🔥 2nd: Angels (16-16) 🥱 3rd: Athletics (14-16) 💔 4th: Astros (11-14) 🤣 5th: Mariners (11-19) 💀 It’s only March … and the Rangers already running the division 😭💙❤️

At their best, who do you think was better?🧐

Without googling, can you name a famous bird?

When Chas McCormick tried to knock the ball out of the 1st baseman's glove and then wore 99 mph on his back

What's your confidence level in Dana Brown extending Hunter Brown and Jeremy Peña?

This is awesome 🥹 Rangers manager, Skip Schumaker, went out to the mound not to remove Carter Baumler, a Rule 5 pick, but to inform him that he made the Rangers Opening Day roster during a mound visit

In Texas we just passed a law saying only US citizens can vote in our elections. ALL states & the US must pass the same restriction. It's just common sense.

When a woman in her thirties or forties wakes up, realizes she feels unfulfilled in a stable marriage, and decides to blow up her entire life to "find herself," society throws a parade for her. She gets a book deal, a podcast, and absolute applause. Her choice to abandon her vows in pursuit of her own personal happiness is framed as a brave, empowering, Eat Pray Love awakening. ​But if a man wakes up at forty, realizes he has spent the last two decades working a soul-crushing job he hates purely to fund everyone else's lifestyle, and decides he wants to finally live for himself? He is absolutely demonized. He doesn't get a parade; he gets diagnosed with a "pathetic midlife crisis." He is labeled a selfish monster who abandoned his post