Castiel.

Castiel J. Novak. 🐝 Forty-five. Queer. AuDHD. Accountant at Sandover. Virgo. Lover of poetry, animals, sunrises, and a good crossword puzzle. Normal life AU. MS/MV. Ships w/ chem. Crossover and OC friendly. Advanced literate—mirrors writing. Mature content. MDNI. 21+ ♡︎/⟳

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

it's crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

@porchlght LISTEN. I was dying by trying for a 3k run.

@angelmurals The second picture kills me. 🤣

asa.⠀ Making a google doc for Cas’ biography.

@N0CLlP Real!

⠀ it’s true. kissing men can give you the same symptoms as psychosis. ⠀

@aIIuringsiren Running into your DM’s.

@angelmurals i really could use a friend :(

Someone befriend me. #NewProfilePic

Stalking my own tweets 5x a day.

@emolaboobie I’m sorry, what….

Bro what do you mean

@tennescwhiskey It’s actually so dumb. Why is a billionaire out here asking for more scraps.

This countdown for premium is so dumb. I declined it. Stop showing me. lol

@krystalxpalace O-Oh….

@angelmurals When it hits 4 hours

At what point is a five hour nap not considered a nap anymore…?

@KansasCherryPie Let me guess, a giant cheeseburger.

@catalystoceans Thanks, friend. 🥰

@angelmurals I saw nothing.

If you saw that, no you didn’t.

This fits so well.

@KansasCherryPie I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

@drecmdemon Bee + Green.

I need everyone’s favorite color and their spirit animal