okay, time to log out for the night, I have rehearsal and also don't wanna make myself throw up
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Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins
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Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins
@angevin2
special collections librarian; fond of Shakespeare, dead gay kings. not a professional account. she/her
the seacoast of Bohemia Katılım Ağustos 2008
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@rexcarcosa he is not one for felon solidarity either
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There’s a high chance that Trump thinks Elon Musk has whatever Forrest Gump had
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@fakegreekgrill why do people think the Joker would vote for anybody? It doesn't really seem like his style
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@fakegreekgrill @trumwill She voted for Jimmy Carter twice!
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FRASIER was unusually explicit about partisan leanings! They had an episode about it!
I do think Marge voted for Harris, though.
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@starcrossed2018 ah, Wittenberg, city of gay renaissance weirdos (and also Martin Luther is there). Claudius kinda drops the ball on this one, doesn't he?
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Claudius: and you're not going back to uni; Gertrude: no please don't; Hamlet: OK MUM (1.2.112-120) #InkyCloak #SlowShakespeare english.cam.ac.uk/research/slow-…
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I love how she's cutting his hair in little bits, like just because she's nerfing his divine strength, that's no reason to do a half-assed styling job
Dr. Peter Paul Rubens@PP_Rubens
Women messing with men's heads du jour: Delilah giving Samson unwanted haircut, 1621. By Gerrit van Honthorst or Gherardo delle Notti, #BTD 1592.
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@reschultzed This version is even more of a bop but is probably less period-accurate
youtu.be/EimGIJnWoYk?si…
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@reschultzed awright, now I'm gonna sing these to the tune of "Pastime With Good Company" (it's a bop)
youtu.be/faMvRGSKbnY?si…
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"independent-mindedness" is the longest single word ever added to the list, depending on your definition of "longest", "single", and "word"
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@lisakwildman @fakegreekgrill agree with this, they also want to harangue you about how they have a right to believe the stuff they do, like that's the thing that's in dispute
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@fakegreekgrill They want someone around them that they can consistently shit on, who can't complain because it's been stipulated that liberals are mean to conservatives and never the reverse.
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@Seanfucious He spanked Abe Simpson on two non-consecutive occasions!
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remember when this was a joke?
Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson
I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.
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my former graduate assistant is writing his dissertation on this (also: Formosus was the guy from the cadaver synod)
merton ♨️@mertonesque
gotta be my favorite historical period right here
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haven't done it in years but this is one of my favorite things to play (nb. I am not disciplined enough to play it all that well)
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he's also got racism but that and the transphobia are the ONLY THINGS he's running on. Fuck that guy
Fred Wellman@FPWellman
Nearly every single ad @HawleyMO has placed has smeared transgender Americans. His hatred for less than 1% of us is all that he has. No ideas. Has never brought a single dollar to the state. Only visits an average of 6 times a year. Pathetic, weak, prissy, pompous, and cowardly.
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at my brother's wedding the best man quoted this in his speech
Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
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@rexcarcosa all the time (also the fact that there is a Pinky and the Brain sketch that's just that recording verbatim. Well, except for that specific part)
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@FreakLimner @rexcarcosa but I don't think I look *substantially* younger than I am (or if I do it's mostly because I'm fat)
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@FreakLimner @rexcarcosa yeah! I'm 45 and people are *shocked* when I mention it
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He looks “young” in the way “young” is sometimes used as code for “old and busted, but A for effort I guess?” Joan Rivers vibe, you know?
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