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You're probably here because I upset you in a tweet. I don't give a fuck about Twitter. It's not real life, idiot.

@UsagiKaede1 @MTGSecretLair Commander decks were print to demand once and it took over a year to get to people

@MTGSecretLair Bring back print to demand you idiots.

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@alejoxlz @Christo72852186 @MTGSecretLair The queue wasnt broken tho

Wizards advertised "1 per customer" to stop bots & scalpers, but Goblin Storm sold out in ~34 min with a broken queue. Thousands waited hours just to see "sold out" while resellers already list it at double price. This is deceptive advertising. Report it → reportfraud.ftc.gov #FixSecretLair #GoblinStorm #WizardsFail

@Alex_StNicholas @JonathanMc852 @MTGSecretLair I'm the retard? He thinks his one hour jump on the randomizer meant he'd have a better position in line.

@angrybotrz @JonathanMc852 @MTGSecretLair Sitting in the waiting room is not an active activity, retard 😂

@MTGSecretLair Everyone complaining should drop out of the queue.

@Fernandojcg15 @MTGSecretLair I joined the prequeue 5 minutes before it ended. Why would you wait an hour? That's on you

@MTGSecretLair Was at preque for an hour gets 50 min extra wait time, thanks wizards!

@BestMike86 @MTGSecretLair Secret "layer"

@Erudite512 @MTGSecretLair Then saying literal seconds means nothing. Everyone in the waiting room was randomized into the queue. when you got there doesn't mean anything.

@angrybotrz @MTGSecretLair been in the waiting room since 1am here in Australia

@ajoz13xx @MTGSecretLair You can see how long the line is? I can only see over an hour.

@MTGSecretLair It was quite literally milliseconds after 12 hit most people got sent to the back of the line This is ridiculous

@SparkzMN @MTGSecretLair You didn't read the waiting room instructions

@MTGSecretLair Bruh. Explain why I was less than a minute to checkout and at 9 it reset me to OVER AN HOUR???

@moduspwnens @KyeTheGuy69 @MTGSecretLair I did. He seems to think being in the prequeue means he's first in line when it opens, and not in a randomized spot with the tens of thousands of other people in the prequeue.

@angrybotrz @KyeTheGuy69 @MTGSecretLair Did you read the tweet you're replying to?

@JonathanMc852 @MTGSecretLair You entered the randomizer at 11 and I entered at 11 55 and then at 12 it was randomized. You wasted 55 more minutes of your life than I did.

@MTGSecretLair What an absolute joke. I entered at 1100. Waited till 1200, and now this… #WoTC fails again.

@DeathScytheH @MTGSecretLair It doesn't even say your position. You just mad at air

@MTGSecretLair You suck!!!

@Puca_is_around @MTGSecretLair I hope you do too.

@MTGSecretLair hoping I get one

@KyeTheGuy69 @MTGSecretLair Did you read the prequeue instructions or nah?

@MTGSecretLair I’ve been waiting in the pre setup for an hour now it’s telling me I won’t be on for another hour

@Erudite512 @MTGSecretLair Literal seconds? You weren't in the waiting room? Haha you're at the back of the line.

@MTGSecretLair literal seconds.... as usual

@Majyqman42 @Ryusei_24 @MTGSecretLair They're literally still available

@Ryusei_24 @MTGSecretLair It's stupid and arbitrary, and my tired self (because it's buttfuck AM in AUS for every single one of these) forgot adding to the cart wasn't enough, had to click through. The fact this is a thing AT ALL that you need to know/remember if pathetic. Not the only thing. Buh-Bye.

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@Teemkill @MTGSecretLair It's like a little holiday. People going berserk crying while climbing over each other over product from a company they claim to hate.

@MTGSecretLair Lmao love seeing people lose it over secret lair

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@csstone1161 @TheLaurenChen @JamesTate121 Oh are they? Would you say in the last 50 years white people have gotten MORE racist and black communities LESS violent, or nah.

@TheLaurenChen @JamesTate121 Blacks recognize there is violence in the community and working to fix it. White won't admit their racist. Huge difference

What is so hard to understand?

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@wildstwawberry @theonly_jf Which is wild because no real life person would want to play with you.

@theonly_jf If you pass me an ai generated token in a game I’m throwing it across the room

Other Strix Serenade enjoyers out there? I may like the card a bit too much, so I started creating 🦉tokens with Grok that I can hand out the perfect token for every card I counter. Others are in the making still… -> Sowlitude, Guide of Owls, Primeowl Titan, Kappa Cannonowl, …