daniel

Gotta be honest i dont even find it slightly intersting

Done a covid test at work today came back positive nobody on the job would talk too me or cone near me up there with one of the greatest mondays of my life

Anyone tick me a can off diesel till friday

Hoodrich clothing pfffftttt

Goggle box but all their houses are set on fire and the smithy family sit and comment on it

Standing in the que at sports direct is probably the biggest trauma ive ever bern through in my life

I hope bill crosby is going straight onto love island

5 jobs 3 games of penalties down the rec 9 cans and 1 shit in a bucket my day in numbers p.s theres more chance of maddie cumin home

Been abit quiet on here lately bern sat in a dark room trying to wean myself off bad boy chiller crew (and smack)

When u cut all hair off so you look@like a nutcase cause people owe u money just to find out its a bank issue for fraud protection and its all paid up look like fuckin taxi driver for nothing u talking to me

Always wondered what bt stood for after being on the phone to them for the last 2 days I can definitely say it stands for braindead twats

I could easily shoot the person. Who come up with that perf with surf advert in front of there children elderly parents cat etc and not feel an ounce of guilt or remorse wats she even famous for cumin out the end of Danny dyers cock fuuuuck me

#icantstayathome I’m a stalker

Spent £25 on scratchcards today and won fuck all luckily I’ve got a few oaps to quote tomorrow to recoup my losses

Just when you think this year can’t possibly get any worse just had a takeaway delivered and the driver never called me bossman what even is life

Does anyone else get really annoyed by people asking stupid fucking questions on Facebook like it’s replaced there Fucking brain

Quick wank followed by a sunday dinner off just eat happy Valentine’s Day too me

Uber connect place your package in the car and we deliver otherwise known as cheap drug couriers for you