glen powell simp (™)

sir, these are my emotional support french fries

i feel like women in nursing are disproportionately republican

there is something really funny to me about running into a million attendees of the international cemetery and cremation association’s conference downtown the day after my grandpa died lol I saw their badges and actually almost laughed out loud in their faces

@kingdomofmalice KINGDOM OF CARDS!!!!!!

show me a bad omens song that deserves more love.

@quinnkirill67 Get fucked

@trackalwayslit Ya it’s dangerous and saftey is #1 priority and I don’t want anyone to get hurt, BUT I know if a Minnesotan had a ticket to this game they’d be in attendance, NO MATTER WHAT

If our arena isn’t full tonight and Wild fans run their mouths on here I’m gonna be royally pissed - this is a hail and tornado predicted storm, all occurring during and around game time. It is predicted to be very dangerous.

RIP Cresson the weather just said grapefruit sized hail nice knowing you

I was at lunch on the st for like 30 min and the same dude asked me for money three times like man I respect the hustle but holy shit

@AmandaMAtwell This is what I’m trying to figure out 😂😂💀 I’m in SW FW with tix to the game and covered parking.. do I risk it or is that how I die lol

Every forecast I’ve seen for DFW on this app today basically says we’re all gonna be 💀 by 6PM. Does this mean I should or shouldn’t go to the Stars game tonight??

Slice of Life. Fascinating

went to be outside for like 15 minutes instead of Office.. now I am watching a homeless man who was just surrounded by like 20 cops for reasons unknown become op to the square security guard who is just standing across the street being verbally abused

i hope god blesses me with extremely type A children otherwise we’re all fucked

two months to the day (unintentionally) we are back to being a 2 dog household welcome my son

playing a cupcake cooking show loudly in the OBGYN waiting room where they describe in depth the flavors of frostings and fillings is frankly cruel and unusual for all the pregnant women lol

someone in a top gun fic description referred to the AIR FORCE and i had such a visceral reaction like baby they’re in the navy and if they were real people they would throw hands over that error

like r kidding me.. i got a filling at the dentist this morning and i’ve been grumpy and in pain since so this was so nice to come home to I’m gonna cry lol

came home to this haul and I’m so happy and also the vinyl has a SIGNED poster inside it???? am I terrible at reading fine print bc I do not remember it would have this???? I need to order a new frame now hahandndnskahshahah

@mayahiga @TEDTalks you look so tall in this picture

MY TED TALK IS TODAY !!!!! I will let u guys know how it goes :D

I have blocked so many spoofed spam numbers that I’m afraid someday someone I actually need to talk to will reach out but they’ll already be blocked

@shadhord @missshrey_ At least you’re in Fort Worth at the end. Imagine going the other way 🙃

@missshrey_ @angstyallie The drive from Amarillo to Ft Worth sucks! 😂

I’m from Texas baby, 9hrs and you STILL gone be in Texas

@damon77049 @missshrey_ Haha that one is pretty fucked tbh

@missshrey_ @angstyallie They don't know about that drive west of San Antonio to El Paso, literally nothing for 10 hours

@meuphny colt on one side angel blade on the other mmmm ok I see a vision here

anti-possession tattoos are cool but someone needs to get the colt or deans gun tatted like this and @ me when it happens