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I've dated hundreds of girls in the last couple years
every single time it's always the same
at first it feels new, different
euphoric
"this is the one" i say
then a couple days later, i realize she's like the rest
that's when i understood:
this is EXACTLY what hardstuck league players feel
"trying out akali"
"yone feels better"
"maybe syndra is the answer"
every new champion is "the one"
the honeymoon phase is a trap
fresh combos
outplay potential
that hit of dopamine
then, that bad matchup, loss streak, emptiness
"my champion does no damage"
"this champ is trash"
"can't carry with this"
back to the pool
back to swiping through the champion roster like it's fucking hinge
meanwhile some 14 year old in seoul just hit grandmaster
playing garen only
2 million mastery points
doesn't know what "optimal trading patterns" means
doesn't speak english
doesn't watch guides
just knows his champion so well he can smell your mistakes in loading screen
seen every matchup 500 times
knows exactly when he wins
when he loses
when to give up cs
when to int for objectives
learned every ugly part you keep running from
here's the brutal truth i had to face:
i was the fucking PROBLEM
not the girls
not the champions
not the matchmaking
ME
i was addicted to the hunt
chasing that first-game high instead of learning what happens on game 500
you think you're "finding your main"
you're actually just a commitment-phobic bitch running from discomfort
never staying long enough to learn the bad matchups
the losing lanes
the moments where your champion feels like dog shit
that's where mastery lives
in the ugly parts you keep running away from
but you won't stay
you'll hit one bad day and it's back to the tier list
back to youtube guides
back to "maybe THIS is the one"
commitment issues don't just ruin your dating life
they keep you hardstuck in League of Legends
study the saskio way
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