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@fem_desmond @omuntuvensor @ArewaAdebukolaa be serious

@omuntuvensor @ArewaAdebukolaa I just hope the next generation of black South Africans will change the narrative

South Africans who participate in Mathematics Vs South Africans who are fighting Africans.

@ludaluda_okech let me guess, just let me guess…..she will fall in love with him typical

You guys need to check this out, a very interesting movie 🎥✅🍿

@Viralskirmishes @OluwaBusyBee really? nigga don’t piss me off

@OluwaBusyBee traffic jam in mile2 for 50 minutes is impossible

This thing actually happened to me before and in my case I wasn’t even lying. Fare was ₦500, I had ₦300. I begged the driver and he agreed, but the conductor wasn’t having it. Eventually, he collected the money with a hiss. We got stuck in traffic around Mile 2 for over 50 minutes. While the conductor was buying pure water and gala, I gathered courage and said, “Conductor, e de ra fun mi no.” Baba abuse me small 😆, he come dey mock me, say I sabi speak yoruba but I been dey form. I tell am say I no sabi speak am well. Long story short, he ended up buying me pure water and plantain chips. That’s how I gained a conductor friend 😄 Before we left that area, I still saw him four times again. The second time I saw him, he even joked, “Omo ìyá mi, se owó yin pe lonii?” 😆 After that day, he never collected t-fare from me again. I had officially become his “Omo ìyá.”

@templexchange to shake his outstretched hand (I never shake hands sitting irrespective of who it is). This old, worn man appreciated it so much. You could see the delight on his face. Guess what, I was the only one allowed to sit there. He sat with me to avoid other officers sending me away

@templexchange July 2025, I was at the domestic wing of the MMIA for an Abuja flight. There was this "sitting area". There were others there. Turns out it was a company space. While I was busy on my PC, a security man had cleared the other people. When he reached me, I instinctively stood ...

@templexchange That taught me something about life. We all appreciate being respected.

i just grab the thing and dust myself and i alway let out the disclaimer about how you have no business with my hairline otherwise we lock horn

A semicolon is used instead of a comma and a coordinating conjunction (for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so -- remember FANBOYS) Instead of: I like coffee, but I don't drink it every day. you can write: I like coffee; I don't drink it every day.

told this old guy i like being left alone, he said i’m just like him, just like you? how come i’m just knowing that? need to be around buddy more

@ISsossy @JustDirmax beef

@JustDirmax Which movie is this?

What started as a small confl!ct became the biggest disaster of their lives 😱

@Electrons5000 @ISsossy @JustDirmax no, check again new episodes are out

@ISsossy @JustDirmax You will regret it.. it’s a short TV show

@imoteda @stuntingtill90 okay, now that i have realized i’m not mad, i think i need to travel more i have been asking myself these questions for a couple of days

Wait guys, Abuja has had city provided tap water this whole time?????????? As in there’s a water board that supplies everywhere in the FCT????!!! Yall don’t have boreholes and water treatments in your compounds?????????????

Before you curse a whore, stone a simp!!!

What makes this even funnier is the fact that many Ghanaians on this app were xenophobic towards Nigerians less than 2 weeks ago. Ghanaians literally threw Nigerians under the bus and became comrades with South Africans. The joke does write itself. lol.

@munaokoroigwe yea, it’s the weekly genitalia meet and greet that glorifies god😂 i like as everybody dey select their sins

LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️‼️‼️‼️⁉️‼️ Cohabitation will only lead to fornication and many other sexual immorality that will make a mess of you! God’s standard remains the standard! Cohabitation does not glorify God!

@Sxrrywho @munaokoroigwe with rigorous fucking o

@munaokoroigwe The 2 days you dey stay for your boyfriend house every week no be cohabitation Ahbi ??

“I don’t believe in the ‘girlfriend’ phase. I believe in partnership from the start. I don’t do casual dating — I begin with courtship. From the very first day, I have to see the wife in her.” — Layi Wasabi

niggas, man

@chinaemere16610 @Donjaytrix001 you won’t even get it if he explains to you, damn

@Donjaytrix001 Because of 17 ? You no well oh Besides those in the picture are blacks Watchu saying ?

I curse the Angel that made me black