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My new remix of Aaliyah’s “Are You That Somebody” is out now. It’s dark and moody and atmospheric and you can probably bang to it. amlwpn.xyz/ayts

Fuck this godforsaken app. I’ll be over here bsky.app/profile/animal…

Dipping back into this shitty app to say I’m here for the @THEKIDMERO vs. Jesse Watters fight

THE GUY THAT TRIED TO SNATCH MOOKIES GLOVE BELONGS IN MONUMENT PARK, NOT BOOKINGS #REPBX

@notpopbase @CNviolations Hawaii was a territory, not yet a state (that happened in 1959) when it was attacked. If the United States will join WORLD WAR FUCKIN II because a territory was attacked, then that territory IS America.

@CNviolations these community notes people are trying to silence me from speaking the truth. puerto ricans are NOT americans.

Poppy vs. Community Notes 🧵 A thread. 1. The beginning

@THEKIDMERO Goddamn 💀

BEFORE WE GOT GTA6

Can confirm

@StarWarsOutlaws Stuck with the bug at the very end of the game where the Trailblazer just floats stuck in space. Extremely frustrating and disappointing, I really did enjoy this game but it's unplayable right now.

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@Dreadboi11 @MyTimeToShineH No - it's still not been confirmed by trades or anyone else that he's actually signed anything and is for sure coming back. Pascal has sounded confident, but nothing's been set in stone yet.

@MyTimeToShineH Besides the stuff with Avengers which was always going to happen Wasn’t this literally confirmed by Amy Pascal not too long after NWH was released in theaters

Interesting, here's what I heard about Holland lately: There's a new Marvel-Sony deal that will have Tom Holland reprising his role as Spider-Man/Peter Parker in three more solo films (Spider-Man 4-6) and three additional MCU films (including SECRET WARS and two others). The previous deal only covered NO WAY HOME and AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY. And part of the deal was for him to have a huge role to play in the AVENGERS films.

@TVietor08 They had the integrity flee but not enough to not work for him in the first place. Disappointing headline from my local paper.

🚨Some personal news...I've accepted an opportunity working on a campaign in NC. Mark, my new boss, is a creative communicator willing to personally engage with voters on message boards & other non-traditional fora. He's close with his family, especially his wife's sister (1/11)

@THEKIDMERO You got a bidet attachment?

YO MY COLONOSCOPY IS TOMORROW AND THEY GAVE ME THAT DRINK….YO THIS SHIT GOT ME PEEING OUT MY ANAL EVERY 15 MINS😭😭 AM I GONNA PERISH?

@the_right_mike @politicalplayer Cope harder

@politicalplayer You can pay for it though 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Aiope_Pi @the_right_mike @politicalplayer No, it's totally possible to deny it if you're a Trumper and refuse to live in reality.

@MarkHamill God what a clown

What are the odds this ages poorly?

MAGA: stop calling us weird Also MAGA:

@MaceAhWindu Mark Kelly makes the most sense to me. Popular, well-respected, retired astronaut, and everyone loves and is sympathetic toward his wife who survived an assassination attempt. Could help get Arizona.

@yashar Lol this is the most Sorkin idea ever.

I can’t

@cheetoliukang You’re welcome!

@cheetoliukang Lastly texting this number wouldn't do anything. This is called a "spoofed" number. Bots and scammers can "cloak" automated texts in someone's real phone number. Had to explain this to some old guy who called me asking why I called him, which I hadn't. It's a real problem.

@cheetoliukang See the John Oliver segment someone else commented. Also this is NOT a "pedo bait" thing, this is someone (likely in forced labor) or perhaps a bot texting a random number to scam for money, not to prey on children.

@idiotnukey @cheetoliukang My mind immediately jumped to the John Oliver segment. You're doing the lord's work here