Being Arsene
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Michael Oliver has issued more yellow cards (111) and red cards (4) to Arsenal than any other team he has officiated in his career. Meanwhile despite taking charge of Man City for the same amount of time (64 games), he has never issued them a single red card. Oliver has also issued Arsenal the fewest penalties (5) out of any other top 6 side in the Premier League despite taking charge of Arsenal the 2nd most times, only topped by Liverpool.




🚨 Kyle Walker retires from international football after 96 caps with England. 🏴

Pep Guardiola: “I want to score goals. I never prepare a plan to be beautiful... No, no, no, this is a business. You have to score and the way you do it, it doesn't matter. "But sometimes we adapt for the quality of players. When you have Erling Haaland, you have to make more crosses. When you have Nico O’Reilly arriving in the box, you have to make more crosses. When you have Leo Messi, don't cross. So it depends on what we have and adapt. "But the important thing is scoring. And when I score - and not from a long throw because we never use it - but from a corner, free kick? Wow, I'm so delighted, I'm so happy. So this is the truth!" [via @HaytersTV]




Grok 4.20 is BASED. The only AI that doesn’t equivocate when asked if America is on stolen land. The others are weak sauce.

















