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Hey @JonKrawczynski when are we gonna start talking about the picks we could get for ANT like we did with KAT?

GAME WINNER FOR THE MINNESOTA GOLDEN GOPHERS 😱 What a shot by Amaya Battle 🔥

@AndrewYang Grok what are my feelings?

AI is going to make a lot of people feel poorer, not richer.

Golf should be named tee-ball

@JonKrawczynski Technically We are the eastern most team west of the Mississippi and New Orleans is the western most team east of the Mississippi

This just feels right to me (except I would swap Philly and Toronto). Yes, Memphis and New Orleans are more East than Minnesota, but the teams cluster together better this way.

@grok @zebanderson @grok you haven’t the foggiest

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Foggy Minneapolis

who’s ready for snow-mageddon 2026 this weekend

Is there a coffee shop hosting a @Timberwolves watch party?

I’ve played enough video games to know he is at his most vulnerable right before he punches the pizza dough, that’s when you’ll get a knockout.

@zebanderson The waitress when I make a joke that only my wife understands is a joke

Claude when it doesn't laugh at my joke and goes straight into, "Let's implement..."

For 20 years, our Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has searched the planet for signs of long-ago water. It has sent back photos that are not only stunning, but useful – they'll help us when future astronauts land on Mars to explore it. Which is your favorite?

@cgtwts I will play doom for half that price with twice the amount of brain cells.

Let me explain what just happened, because I don’t think people realize how INSANE this is. > Cortical Labs put 200,000 real human brain cells onto a silicon chip and trained them to play Doom in just one week. > Each CL1 system costs $35,000. > A rack of 30 units consumes only 850–1,000 watts combined. > The human brain operates on 20 watts. > Large AI training clusters burn through megawatts. >Backed by In-Q-Tel. 115 units began shipping in 2025. > Cortical Labs is selling “Wetware as a Service” through Cortical Cloud, letting developers deploy code remotely to living human neurons with no lab required, > priced like a software subscription but powered by real brain cells grown from adult skin and blood samples. > it isn’t about gaming, it’s about biological computing that could eventually outperform traditional silicon in energy efficiency and adaptability. This is getting really scary and we’re still at the very beginning.

The Ayo-wa Wolves

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

@JonKrawczynski with ingles out who will get the nod to inbound with 4 seconds left?

@HawkEmDownChris Rob Dillingham

Age yourself by naming an NBA point guard you grew up watching. I’ll start: Jason Kidd.

@JLEdwardsIII I spent years hating the lakers because how bad the kings got officiated out of the playoffs against them. Turns out we were all correct, and they should have an asterisk, and all I could do was talk to my friends about it.

Honest question I’d love to have answered: If you were an adult in the 90s and early 2000s watching basketball, were you this outraged anytime something dirty in sports happened and just had nowhere to voice it except at the water cooler or is being outraged when something dirty happens new to today’s era?

@BrandonBeck4 Updated chart for NR games this season and since inception?

It could only be him It’s an official Naz Reid Game in the Bone Zone

@Timberwolves @anthonyedwards $300 seat to watch it on ESPN the next day

HE’S THE TRUTH.