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Africa spirituality defined

A friendly review of my 1,000 paged novel without a title.

Military barracks are being sacked across the country by terrorists, soldiers are being killed, but our Minister of Defence is busy at the Eagle Square, Abuja as Head of APC Convention Security Chairman. Nna eh, we suppose tear these people some koboko before election.

Got my protest mask cleaned up already. Tomorrow, we mouveeee!

City Boys sat down with the son of their “on your mandate” to discuss how to share rice in South-South. The pictures look so clean that you’d think they are discussing Nigeria’s nuclear power. No! It’s all about RICE! Ire o✌🏽

Ordinary #200k, Grok no fit drop

@BSAT_Properties This man 🤣🤣🤣

I'm really wondering how hospitals are coping with this electricity issue. I'm hearing some people are even cancelling surgeries, not able to sustain cold chain, electronic medical records are being affected and more. It is a total disaster for the health sector

Breaking: Three APC members in Benue die in Auto crash, others injured on their way to the zonal congress.

You won’t see Fela Kuti calling out billionaires by name in his songs to praise them, because to him, the entire elite class was part of the same broken system. But now artists want to finish us with Dangote, Otedela, obi cubana and jowizaza etc people who aren't helping matters

We think we have an APC problem, but in reality, we have a wicked and greedy politicians problem. We have the exact same set of people across different political parties, and we see them switching between them. APC, PDD, ADC, LP, etc… the same quality of people.

@Halima_Fajr @omaregoo Na people wey think say these politicians really care about them i pity pass, every time they believe every bullshit they sell to them, if Atiku grab a chance, he will be worse than Tulumbu, nobody is here to save Nigerians, they have their own interests, they don’t care about us

Do you really think the Europeans would force you to accept Jesus if he was indeed useful?

My two year-old nephew started home-schooling, which I feel proud to have initiated. And nobody cuts his hair! ❤️

“Buhari with Subsidy borrowed 85 trillion naira, Tinubu without subsidy borrowed 183 trillion naira in 3 years and 210 trillion is unaccounted for between 2017 - 2023. APC is a canc£r, Vote them out so we can live a proper life!! ” - Isaac Fayose

Control your money. The people who want it, don’t have control.

Nigeria has signed a deal to become the deportation dustbin for unwanted foreigners in the UK, following the collapse of an identical deal between the UK and Rwanda.

@Crownprinceo @the_beardedsina @Omotolani991 Be like life don tire you ?

@the_beardedsina @Omotolani991 Why won’t I be able to sell bro

Currently, The most expensive thing I own. My Liver. Liver transplant cost over 1.3 billion naira in USA My 2 kidneys too. Pretty expensive Safeguarding it like Diamond.

Sunday Igboho threatening to kidnap Ibadan indigene Funny Thinker for speaking up against him. Sunday Igboho is a terrorist.

Venezuela minimum wage is ₦200,000 Fuel is ₦30 per liter. Libya minimum wage is ₦300,000 Fuel is ₦50 per liter. UAE minimum wage is ₦2.1 Million Fuel is ₦300 per liter. Nigeria minimum wage is ₦70,000 Fuel is ₦1,250 per liter. UK minimum wage is about ₦2.5–₦3 Million/month (approx) Fuel is around ₦2,700–₦3,000 per liter Canada minimum wage is about ₦2–₦2.5 Million/month (approx) Fuel is around ₦1,500–₦1,800 per liter You all are being ruled by d£mons in Nigeria. On Your Mandate 🤡