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The only thing longer than a “plank minute” is a “toddler tantrum minute”

My friend and @MLB pitcher Blake Treinen asked that I post this statement for him in regards to the @Dodgers honoring of the sisters of perpetual indulgence. #HoldTheLine

Huge Celebration at practice today for Coach Fultz’s Birthday!🎉

jims-clothing.printavo.com/merch/tmb-base… The clothing order is open until March 17th. Baseball season is almost here! Despite all the lovely snow. April 3rd (hopefully) is game number one of 2023!

Joe Biden says the American people must pay THE PENSIONS of people in Ukraine now. This is on top of the $100+ BILLION we’ve already given Ukraine. In 🇺🇸 we have multiple cities without drinkable water, broken infrastructure and hungry families. We need to put America FIRST!

Surfing champion Bethany Hamilton has just announced she will NOT compete in the World Surf League anymore if they allow biological men to surf in the women’s events. She’s already an absolute legend but this stand makes her even more of a legend. Thank you @bethanyhamilton!

@famesjultz #5 hands down.

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Finally the Truth comes out @elonmusk

"Bill Gates, David Rockefeller Jr, Warren Buffett & George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Ted Turner & Oprah Winfrey. They gathered at the home of Sir Paul Nurse, a British Nobel prize biochemist.. they agreed that overpopulation was a priority." thetimes.co.uk/article/billio…

There is nothing more special than feeling a baby moving inside you

People need to understand that we just had a 3-4 day blizzard plus a holiday weekend. Yah grocery stores probably won’t be stocked. Show some grace and patience.

After my son has just touched my legs with his ice cold feet, I vow to never touch @famesjultz legs with my ice cold feet. That is the most uncomfortable feeling ever.

Biden gave up a Russian arms dealer in exchange for an anti-American WNBA player, while leaving US Marine Paul Whelan to rot in a Russian prison. This is an abomination. Our country is run by incompetent scumbags.

The game times for tonight’s GBB vs Canby have been adjusted due to incoming weather. C Squad at 4:15pm B Squad at 5:30pm Varsity at 6:45pm

Love bombing is when someone you've just met showers you with attention and affection. It can feel intoxicating, but it's actually a form of emotional manipulation. HOW TO SPOT IT (🧵):

@famesjultz @d_ashbaugh I second this.

@d_ashbaugh can you remake this?

My favorite thing I’ve learned today already is that Billie Eilish cries when she watches Spirit. Same girl. Same.

I am a little disturbed that I saw on Pinterest a tutorial to make Puppy Chow but they called “Muddy Buddies”. Uncultured swine.