Anna Porter

The people have spoken! Only my smart ass brother voted no. So tomorrow for Day 1 of #31daysofhorror movies: The Substance. Been wanting to see this one for awhile, can’t wait!

TELL ME WHY there are no toilet seats on any of the toilets in Naples!! 😓

Brush up on my Italian and go for it even though it’s been 10 years or unapologetically speak English while here like the American I am? 😆

Made it to Italy 🇮🇹 so of course the first photo is of food 🍝

Yesss the AOL instant messenger away msg! And also MySpace bio 😝 Don’t act like you didn’t do it too

Just for reference 😆

Who is this wolf in Bodkin? But no spoilers. But tell me. 😆

Last time I went to the bank, the banker asked me “is your maiden name Toniolo Japanese; do you know?!”. The time before, a diff banker asked me if I could teach him to “speak Asian”. Both times completely unprovoked. I have to go to the bank again today. Wish me luck.

I AM SO UPSET AT HOW SNUBBED BARBIE WAS TODAY!!! #Oscars2024

How is #Barbie an adapted screenplay though?

I think #BarbieMovie should have won Best Set Design 😭

I want Ryan Gosling to win #bestsupportingactor so bad! #Oscars2024

How is Emily Blunt so beautiful and ageless? Love her so much. #Oscars2024

Poor Things completely sweeping the Oscars!

Not me crying during Billie and Finneas’ performance of #whatiwasmadefor #Oscars

Actually though. And then when do we spring fwd? Can’t wait ☀️

New episodes of #LoveIsBlindS6 today!! Who do we think will actually say yes at the altar?

Well I guess I’m fucked

She was trying to be supportive too 😆 that’s the saddest part #TheBachelor

Why didn’t someone let Sydney know she was imagining all of this?? #TheBachelor