Hailey

Wearing sweats to work is like crack to me

On the side of TikTok that has me convinced my cat was my mom in a past life

Women comes into store, asks me if I buy, I say no, she says “well then where am I supposed to sell my stuff??” Oh mygod

There is an undeniable chemistry between a trainer at my gym and his client but I’ve seen her with her man at the park a few times but I’m lowk rooting for the trainer

Secret Santa gift I got for my boyfriends cousin

I’ll be making my latte in the morning and be hit with the most overwhelming sense of grief and shame over everything I’ve ever said or done ✅

Never understood being uncomfortable with doing things alone. That is my preferred method …

If your feeling particularly self denigrating go to the Greenwich village Brandy Melville at 5:00 pm on a school night

Blasting the back of my head with my SAD lamp

all the moons of 2025

snoopy stained glass ◦∘

ceramic kitties watching twin peaks

Boyf told me that a one legged bird he saw today reminded him of me

Someone asked me if I cook. And I said no I’m more of a chef and he asked what was the difference and I said “a chef is French”

Went to the bar Friday and it really made me realize how bad my social skills have gotten

I think I slipped a rib. Or I’m having a heart attack… Will report back Later

Good morning to all beautiful women. Everybody else you’re on thin ice

Me and my cold sore who want me (I’m married)

I have the disease where $150 for something isn’t really that expensive