Anne B

Man on radio: Snails spend most of their energy making slime Me: oh god so do I

CAN WE AT LEAST MAINTAIN SOME ORDER IN THE BURNING TIRES

Barbie was actually a little depressing - the Kens were painfully reminiscent of tech leadership workshops

Meetings are the cockroaches of the AI nuclear apocalypse

LOL at experts thinking AI is gonna solve people having to talk to each other

@kchoudhu amazon.com/Nokia-2780-Unl…

What devices are you using when you don't want to give your kid a smartphone but also want her to have the ability to call or text a limited number of people?

@AllisonWeissTV My reaction as well. Need a series of injections to preserve eyesight. Most unpleasant.

@annebilek what the hell?

This week's eyeball injection was a lot less pleasant than the previous one 👁️💉

Downfall: Rate Limit Exceeded

4d chess, y'all

Far be it from me to stop folks from shooting themselves in the dick, but I draw the line at being asked to supply the bullets

(I work with Sofia, and she 100% would be able to get the knife from him)

Woke myself up shouting "get the knife from him, Sofia!" which means my waking nightmare (work) has leaked into my dreams as well

My child is home from uni and made me watch the latest season of Black Mirror which has given me screaming nightmares. Kids today...

Happy birthday mom

So... Yellowstone is just Succession with cowboy hats and murders

Conspiracy theorists commonly describe themselves as "truth-seekers", "providing alternative facts" and "presenting a different picture". It's mostly lies told by people willing to exploit the most vulnerable in society for some gain.

I loved the ending of Succession. King Lear vibes when Roman was saying it's nothing, it's bullshit. You go, Goneril!

so much hat, so little cattle