mckenna

thank you, god. 🤍

The thing is, this is exactly how you’re supposed to read. If you don’t know a word you search it up

Ppl thinking EVERYONE is replaceable is def a social media downside

ngl, u won't find the same person twice,not even in the same person 😭

Druski's story is insane. In 2017, Drew Desbordes was a 23-year-old sports analytics major at Georgia Southern who got depressed, stopped going to class, and dropped out after two semesters. His mom cried when he told her. He moved into her living room in Gwinnett County, Georgia, propped his phone on a shelf, and started filming character skits on Instagram. The handle was @Druski2funny. For almost three years, nothing happened. He was broke. He played a record exec character named Kyle Rogger that nobody outside his feed knew. Then COVID hit. Nobody was going outside, so they tuned into his Instagram Lives. March 2020, Lil Yachty puts him in the "Oprah's Bank Account" video. Five months later, Drake casts him in "Laugh Now Cry Later." Druski has called it the moment that changed his life. The part nobody talks about: he turned the parody into the real business. Coulda Been Records started as a satire of label gatekeepers. He's said he studied Suge Knight and Sean Combs to build the bit. Then he flipped the joke into a real label, a real touring company, and a real production studio. Streaming platforms passed on his shows. He self-funded "Coulda Been Love" and "Coulda Been House" through 4lifers Entertainment, the company he founded in 2023. The Coulda Woulda Shoulda tour grossed $2.5M. Coulda Fest sold out State Farm Arena. The 2025 ten-city arena tour with Snoop, Wiz, Jack Harlow, and Chief Keef sold out every date. Forbes ranked him #9 on the top creators list at $14M earned in 2025. He owns equity in Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. He owns an FCF League team. He shot a Super Bowl spot for Dunkin'. Eight and a half years from a phone propped on a shelf in his mom's living room to hosting the BET Awards. He couldn't get into the industry. So he built a parody of it. Now the parody is hosting it.

the way i’ve listened (and maybe cried) to “what you need” is ridiculous

@glarkonist totally optional, btw

How it feels

i need an actual day off.. or 3.

it costs literally nothing to be kind and considerate. make someone’s day today 🫶🏽

🚨OH - MY - GOD!!! Trump has a total MELTDOWN and loses his freaking mind live on 60 Minutes. He literally shouts: "I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE." "I’M NOT A RAPIST." "YOU’RE A DISGRACE." Trump snapped when the reporter read part of the shooter’s manifesto, but here’s the thing: SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS TRUMP. This is a total DISASTER.

If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump? You’re not real bright.

it’s an olivia dean kinda day (which is every day, but ya know)

No. But he did ask for the show to go back on, after allegedly being shot at, on a night when he knew every bit of news coverage would be there… And the FBI director was randomly in the audience… And his Press Secretary said everyone “needed to watch tonight” because “shots will be fired” And the gunman supposedly “rushed the metal detectors” and “shot at secret service in the lobby” But they didn’t even evac the President from the building they just moved him to another room… And then the President tweeted about the fact he was just in the other room and wanted the show to go on…. ….its a lot of coincidences and oddities to reconcile here..

if we’re close enough as friends i just start saying love you mwah at the end of every phone call till they catch on. life is too short not to have infinite love for the people around you

can’t wait to take a nap on the beach this summer

who needs an alarm when you have a toddler who rips away your blankets, pats you on the face and demands cookies? 🙇🏽‍♀️

OMFG! RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." No, you imbecile. That’s a 98.33% drop. No math besides make-believe math makes it 600%.

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.