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just saw a black cat on the ghost tour. then the cat disappeared. G H O S T C A T. 🔮✨🐈

sorry but i will literally never shut up about how much i hate generative ai

man theyre really about to let AI ruin everything and then be like “why doesn’t anyone have the will to live?”

mouse paramedic infographic

dog i met on my walk in the park who has to wear this because a hawk has lifted her up four times

EWIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people who walk beside the shopping cart and pull it down the grocery store aisles, meet me in the fucking pit

oh ok hit tweet ig to celebrate heres more videos of the babies

oh and also a tote bag because i’m such a Good Reader™ (i finished my winter reading (like summer reading but for grownups and in the winter) bingo board)

i went to the library to return one (1) book and i did that, but now i have fourteen (14) library books oops

@veryalt aw eva, this sucks so much. i’m glad you and biz found each other and got to be together for as long as you were 💜

i wrote up a little obituary for biz 💜

pouring one* out *some dirt, for roombeezer to eat

It’s little stuff like this that reminds me humans were built for play and joy, so much of our existence robs us of it, but we are searching for it everywhere

he did it to make me mad. he did it *at* me.

@drinkolipop HI HELLO 👋🏼

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