annie

Alicia about her dolls:

they’re making the guy on snl who does the donald trump impression do a cameron winter impression now

Before the evil Jen Shah gets released from prison anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me

@acreepandweirdo It’s giving normal people scare me

@ourfirstcaress Unshockingly my dad loves it

There was no god involved in the creation of anything called “Capital One Cafe”

@vmanvman22 Girl…have the ever been aligned

Ever since I accidentally swallowed a large fly while speed walking to the grocery store, my chakras have been misaligned

someone got into the sour cream

my mothers many pinecone offerings. platter, basket, cake stand. pick your poison.

“Colorado has no culture.” Ok…explain this

reading an acclaimed 20th century novel while I wait for my hair to be done at my balayage beach wave suburban salon

half my friends at Addison Rae 🌸 half my friends at Bladee ⚔️ me? I’m at Pino Palladino 🎷🥁🎸

everyone at the beach loves my proprietary popcorn blend (PPB)

You’re in luck it’s David Cronenberg

look at my dungeon master’s shirt bro…

my dad was on the piers morgan show twice before they let adam friedland on

Justine watching Shark Tank in Weapons and now this??? It’s a huge year for the STCU (Shark Tank Cinematic Universe)

Beautiful and Unusual Portrait. Portrait of a somewhat androgynous person. Baby, that’s Sylvester Stallone.

investigating if the worlds most famous comedians have sanpaku eyes

me and roomf