Annie Kunst

a skin care routine is cool until after i have a couple glasses of wine, then i’m not in the mood

ladies: be careful how much wine you have before doing your eyebrows

@meghanRflaherty Hi Meghan this is Annie. Nice to hear from you. I hope all is well! It’s been a while, since Sunday. Tell Tim and Tammy I say hello, but not Emily. Annie

@meghanRflaherty Wish I could retweet this, douche

When you’re at a sleepover and your friend doesn’t give you a blanket

Mike Zimmer is cold-blooded

Me: “A thirty minute power nap sounds nice” Me: 3 hours later all sweaty

I need to stop loving carbs so damn much because my metabolism will not always love me

We had to rehome my Grandad’s dog early last year when he was diagnosed with Alzheimers. Sadly he passed away a couple of weeks ago, this came in the post today 😅

@anniekunst Reason #2 you should probably not stay there... reason #1 I miss u

Staying at my parents and they don’t have jelly or mustard... Apparently not having a sweet OR a savory sandwich

Anyone else’s parents get PISSED when you change the ice machine on the fridge from cubed to crushed

I don’t even understand what I’m seeing. What tax bracket do I have to be in for my eyes to make it make sense

Me and my mom clicking around the fafsa website not knowing wtf we’re doing

I need it to be Friday, thanks