Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs

As a general rule of thumb: foids be foidin’

new article open.substack.com/pub/anonstartu…

I’ve submitted a DMCA counter notice, yet have no response from either @DistroKid or the claimant. So apparently, @DistroKid doesn’t care about artist that use their platform to distribute music. Shame on you @DistroKid

For those wondering what happened to “3 am in Brooklyn.” Some random, who doesn’t even make music decided to file a frivolous copyright claim, and with NO proof, @DistroKid took down my track and applied a copyright strike against my account. (1/2)

@timeimp It’s down for the moment, it’ll be back up soon. I’ll keep you posted. It’s still on YouTube & SoundCloud. youtube.com/watch?v=wMEl4Q…

@anonstartupbro what happened to 3am in Brooklyn ? 😭

@tortapatriot “Oh no, I cant fraud being something I’m not”

the type of pics my mom posts of me on facebook

This has to be ragebait

Holy crap. @anonstartupbro Youtube popped this song on randomly and boy am I glad I heard it. youtu.be/tnSkn_GU-PA?li…

Nobody talks about the pain of being married and randomly seeing a girl on the street who is more beautiful than your wife 💔

If your girlfriend has any male friends just cheat on her at that point bro

The default biological mating assortment of human beings is a harem system where multiple women share one Chad. Remove religion and artificial systems of that kind that force monogamy and you'll see this play out shortly after.

foids LOOOOOOOOVE putting their disgustingly ugly face right in the middle OF THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL

Whatever helps you cope with the ego wound delivered by the block which subconsciously signals that your DNA isn’t worth being passed onto the next generation of human beings

Yk the block exist right you dumb foid? These bitches love the ego boost they get from being half naked online and then act offended when it attracts creeps. What a dumb slut!

@DelVindicta @BoringBiz_ Hello JPM bot!

@anonstartupbro @BoringBiz_ Buddy the nypd looked into his claims too and found nothing. nypost.com/2026/05/06/bus…

This is absolutely nuts > Fabricate bunch of sex stories about your executive director > Ruin her reputation with clients, make her an outcast within the firm > Get exposed in public for fake claims, lose your current job > Still walk away with $1 million I know JPM prefers to just settle this and avoid more press headlines, but this would have been a case worth fighting to avoid future copycats

Women are not good people

Nigga should be on chispa

25 sitting on a bunch of debt for several pieces of paper

Yet women think they are equal to men

It’s so easy for them to falsely accuse a man bc they know everyone will believe it. Thank God stuff like this exists now.