Homestuck Anonymous (ARCHIVE, FOR REAL THIS TIME)

account is no longer hacked. account is also no longer being revived either, so sorry if you were excited for that lmao. gonna try to explain everything that happened in this thread. if you saw my tweet on main with 2k likes you saw that the email had gotten changed and(1/8)🧵

Do you miss having Homestuck online conventions? @pesterfestival Is here! A non-profit event made for fans by fans to offer you that experience! The best part is you can still submit your projects and they are looking to recruit more people, I'll leave the specifics below:

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

so yeah follow that if you want anonstuck back and i will reward you with good moderation for posts. or just block it thats a completely normal assessment of the situation thanks for sticking around 2 years you are loved and appreciated in this anonstuck drought

@anonmspa is the official anonstuck rebirth account, almost like a post-scratch anonstuck if you think about it. or god tier i guess. its been sitting stagnant though and i want to change that since theres clearly a demand

hey everyone! og owner here again. weird fucking situation happened. i emailed twitter support to get access to the account back, mostly intending to unsuspend it and leave. turns out when they got back to me the og owner already unsuspended it so now im stuck here goddammit

else to say now. read the epilogues, play half-life 2, thread over. (8/8)

this, because keeping the account up might just be a liability if this can happen so easily, but theres a lot of cool art and theories and shit on here that i don’t think should be erased. if the account gets deactivated again, know i changed my mind. don’t have anything (7/8)

account is no longer hacked. account is also no longer being revived either, so sorry if you were excited for that lmao. gonna try to explain everything that happened in this thread. if you saw my tweet on main with 2k likes you saw that the email had gotten changed and(1/8)🧵

Final post in queue. - 📌

@TheRoseLalonde ANONSTUCK: I'm doing this for all of us.

@anonstuck ROSE: So this is it, huh? It was nice knowing you, ANONSTUCK. ANONSTUCK: This is the end for me, Rose, but it isn't the end for US. ANONSTUCK: I'm going to become a part of you, Rose. And you're going to become a part of me. ROSE: W-What! ANONSTUCK: Let us join, Rose. Become one.

Who doesn't fantasize about the death of Anonstuck sometimes? Or, like, most of the time? Okay, maybe some people don't – like the cheerful Jade kinnie, or the Homestuck theorist who keeps submitting to it.

But you -- when the going gets rough, it's nice to think about your little trap door out of here. Do it. Put your finger on the eject button, see how alive it makes you feel -- the freedom of finality. Think of how much they'll miss it.

@milseslr aside from the mandatory mituna post and the ''are white people aloud to like homestuck'' i dont have anything unfortunately

@anonstuck you got any memorable moments i should include?

anyone fw dirkjade 🤔🤣

@milseslr hi miles

@anonstuck yes bro