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@Timofy99 @waitbutwhy It's a private vote.

@waitbutwhy Red pressers - would you still press red whilst you watched your kids press blue?

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@sxfmercedes @MRIRBT Dont use that bottle job we had to ragebait us, use this other one instead?? 🤣

@MRIRBT City had 2 games in hand Technically they were 77 pts just 3 point behind us 🤥 Could have used 18/19 when we were leading by 7pt with same amount of game played with citeh to ragebait us🤣🤣😭 “Need to sit this one out”🤣🤣🤣

Don’t get me wrong, this would be a shocker for Arsenal, but Liverpool fans truly need to sit this one out Nothing beats this.

@RossDuckham @WW2Facts @Criminalsimpson Came here for this 😂

@WW2Facts Cannot unsee this in the chemtrails

Contrails from dogfights over St Paul's Cathedral in London during the Battle of Britain, 1940. #History #WWII

@anonymous_darts Nah think he was just taking the piss cos he finished a D12 after missing the 9 darter, just having some fun. Seems to be enjoying himself and im for it.

Did Gary Anderson just hit a 9 darter on the practice board when Sky cut to him 😂

@0x_String Meh

Give it to me straight, do bahn mi sandwiches live up to the hype?

im hearing things

@skrumpey Call me

cheers

@skrumpey Keep the faith sending blessings

day 36 of going to bed alone why why why why

You’re 32 years old, have no job, trade memecoins for a living, haven’t touched a woman in two years, and hit your raspberry ice vape 1000 times a day

@MetamateDaz Skrumpey married within 12 months thanks to this post.

any ladies want a hot, rich stud? DM Skrumpey

@DrPecker420 The best of times

aster vs HL tribalism is like btc puppets vs nodes tribalism. It’s fake, gay, retarded, and the colonists are gonna wipe out your little village with malaria all the same in the end

@shiprekt88 @SaintWhiteBled @0x_String Not me this time I swear

@SaintWhiteBled @0x_String same perp you think?

Just saw a grown man at the urinal with his pants around his ankles

@MetamateDaz @unusual_whales @grok is this true?

@unusual_whales Trump pressure? that fucking loser did nothing and tbh he only put the pressure on because the CEO is a woman, we all know why he did it

BREAKING: Cracker Barrel reverts back to their old logo after Trump pressure

@MetamateDaz @WatcherGuru The hustle continues

@WatcherGuru pretty obvious Trump is just a racist, there’s only one reason he fired her and we all know what it is

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook says President Trump has "no authority" to fire her. "I will continue to carry out my duties."

@MetamateDaz @FabrizioRomano @grok is this true?

@FabrizioRomano Viktor Gyökeres' max speed of 35.26 km/h from the 2024/25 season ranks 2nd among all Premier League Forwards 🏃‍♂️💨

🔴⚪️🇸🇪 Arteta on Gyökeres: “We have to manage training with him. I think we are going to be extremely happy when he starts to put the ball in the back of the net very often”. “We have a big responsibly to help and understand how we are going to do that”.

@MetamateDaz Work for the bag

My highest engagement tweet ever is some copy/pasted slop reply to a transfer rumor this may send me into an existential spiral

@grapezara @simpsons_DG The other half would put it on black

@simpsons_DG This is barley even a joke this is genuinely what like half of America would do with that money

I can't believe it! Five hundred bucks! Just think what I can do with that money...

@shiprekt88 @lepuppeteerfou He's trying to dilute us again

@lepuppeteerfou Happy to be the CPO of bitcoin puppets Chief Penis Officer we need strong corporate structure if we are going to be taken seriously

@cultra Bed bugs. Avoid at all costs.

Saw this on my run. Do you take it?