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@JuliaHB1 Reports of Gazza hanging about with a fishing rod

We are truly in an episode of The Thick Of It now

@tomhfh Gazza seen entering Downing Street with a fishing rod, a 6 pack of lager, and a bucket of chicken.

Chuka Umunna has just gone in to Downing Street???

@LeeHarris Did she knock on number 10 Downing Street or something

"Seriously, Keir Starmer did not come up on the doorstep?" "Genuinely, sincerely, no." Haha. Bridget Phillipson laughably says that barely anyone mentioned Keir Starmer on the doorstep. Absolute WHOPPER of a lie. You can tell Trevor didn't believe a word of it 😂

@tmax100 @SteHowarth3 Agree, an on ball cannot be a blocking ball. I thought straight away that you could hit one of the reds at the back of the pack full ball.

@SteHowarth3 Now regretting that he’s not commenting on the Ding vs Xintong match That free ball in the fourth frame - surely NOT !!!! Other balls at back of pack that surely he could see both sides - reds in the way don’t count Dom Dale would have had something to say for sure 😂

How on earth was Dominic Dale not ever World Champion? He knows everything - just mentioned that because Hawkins got a little too much backspin on a cannon that “it suggests there is a little more humidity in the air” Surely Barry should have known that 😂😂😂🥴 #Snooker #WST

@EssexPR In his defence, no one told him about the emergency session. He was unaware

🚨 KEIR STARMER HAS FAILED TO TURN UP TO PARLIAMENT FOR THE EMERGENCY SESSION

@KemiBadenoch This has been going on for many years, you cannot honesty tell me you have only just noticed this issue, conveniently when you’re not in governement. You’re either lying, utterly incompetent, or both.

There is an entire industry built around cheating our immigration system. Any lawyers involved must be struck off and prosecuted.

@KemiBadenoch @TerraOrBust The uniparty is about 20 years too late. The trust has been lost. This has to have been intentional? I cannot fathom it being incompetence; the scale would be just far too high even for cabinet ministers. How anyone would vote for the same old two Lab-Con now is beyond me.

£7,000 to fake being gay. Fake partners. Fake photos. Fake medical records. Nearly two thirds of these are approved 🤯 Anyone caught in this racket must face the consequences of being struck off and prosecuted.

@lucasmurray90 @TheRealJamieKay And then use that money to reduce the tax already imposed on energy bills, reducing bills for the end user. It’s not rocket science - what is behind the reluctance to do this?

@TheRealJamieKay You get income tax from the oil companies when they sell it

Neither does Nigel. Oil prices are set globally.

@RinoTheBouncer Turrican 2 - Amiga

What will it be?🚀

@wadeydarts Didn’t he put out the firework with his hand, then belted it against the underside of the table?

Here’s the full ending to anyone who didn’t see it ⬇️

@UKLabour You spelt taxpayers wrong

BREAKING: Labour will lift 450,000 children out of poverty by removing the two-child limit.

@Keir_Starmer They are not free you utter clown

I grew up in a household where every pound mattered. I know what it feels like for families trying to get to the end of the month. We’re rolling out free breakfast clubs nationwide to help families with the cost of living and giving every child the best start in life.

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 This is why reform have surged, this lunacy is being called out by the voters. Anyone seen to be protecting foreign criminals over uk citizens deserve to lose votes, and hopefully their seat. Laws must be changed to avoid the obvious gaming of our asylum system.

‘Why is the law even possibly allowing him to gain asylum?’ @TomSwarbrick1 debates with barrister Paula Rhone-Adrien over the fate of the jailed migrant who threatened to kill Nigel Farage.

First thing that comes to mind?

@afneil And if Hamas are the government of Palestine, how can they be defined as terrorists? I thought the UK could not define a state as terrorists, perhaps I’m wrong.

Good idea. But where is, what are its boundaries, who runs it and who is the head of this ‘free state’?

@MichelleDewbs Worst party launch in history?

Trouble at t’ mill part 2.. The “sexist boys’ club” edition… Oh dear 🤦🏼‍♀️

@IainDale @LBC

Tune in tomorrow night from 8pm for the first monthly #CallKemi on my show on @LBC. Really looking forward to hosting this!

🚨 Reform wins a decisive a victory against the Blob. Remember that activist CEO from Warwickshire Council that defied the instruction to take down the Pride flag? Never again. Only Reform has the guts to take on and defeat the Blob.

What do you call this hair cut?

@Conservatives Is that you, Nigel?

Anyone who enters the UK illegally should be deported. Immediately.