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@NotFarLeftAtAll Can't remember the name of the film but remember him making the Kessel Run in less than 420 parsecs.

Name the Film …

@DavidJHarrisJr @Tricky9993 People can avoid criminalising themselves by, uh, not being criminals.

🚨BREAKING: A sickening ruling has sparked outrage: Three teenage boys who gang-raped two girls — while filming the attacks on their phones, laughing, and cheering each other on — have been given zero jail time. Judge Nicholas Rowland said he wanted to “avoid criminalising these children unnecessarily” and focus on their “reintegration into society.” The victims? Completely betrayed by the system. This is what happens when judges prioritize rapists over justice. Disgusting. The UK justice sytem is completely broken!

@realMaalouf That's what happens when your cousin is also your sister and partner.

Why are they always so ugly?

@higgyboson How can you feed a muslim family of 6 on 8 pork sausages anyway?

I am absolutely fuming 🤬 I've just watched a TV ad for Richmond sausages. It depicted a family of 6 sitting around a table eating their evening meal. Shockingly, they were all white. No one wearing a hijab, no random Chinese kid, no mixed race twins. There wasn't even a blue haired, nose pierced person of indistinct gender. And all this was broadcast during the early evening when impressionable children could be watching. Absolutely disgusting.

@TheCriticalDri2 How much has lined the pockets of private 'investors' and government favourites like Serco or G4S?

Fucking why?! Its a train. It runs on rails. Why is this being treated like some impossible engineering problem that we just can't solve? Why is this country so fucking useless?

@Hoorain154 Piss.

@NotFarLeftAtAll She looks like she should eat a carrot through a tennis racket.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Does she even count as the same species as the rest of us now?

Katie Price thinks Lee Andrews has been kidnapped in Dubai…

@FunnySight @iponderthings83 AI slop.

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@GBNEWS Why are they even being fed? It's not fucking BA.

Pork sausages served to Muslim passengers on deportation flight gbnews.com/news/muslim-pa…

Don't forget to vote for Israel. The Jew hating racist militant leftists will love you long time. #Eurovisión2026 #Eurovisión

Don't forget to vote for Israel. Last year's homosexual communist meltdown was glorious. #eurovision

@darrengrimes Burnham wouldn't even be Britain's first gay prime minister!

Andy Burnham as Britain’s saviour?! Pull the other one! • Presided over grooming gang failures in Rochdale and Oldham while the PC brigade called the shots • Wasted £100m+ on a Net Zero Air Zone that got binned after public backlash • Backed easier self-ID on gender in 2019, putting ideology before women’s rights and safeguarding • Moans about proper controls on mass migration while his region carries the cost • Career Labour operator rebranding as the great northern outsider This isn’t what we need.

@frankbrunoboxer "It was when Frank got relaxed that he realised he should have been facing the other direction."

Evening Okay looking for an entertaining caption. 30 years ago there would have been an advert Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet!! If someone can really make me laugh I'll get the office to send you something!!

@Michaeach3 Greta and her handlers thought processes: "We strongly believe in [insert latest far left thing]." Doesn't matter what it is. It could be ritualistic life ending - they'll be there to champion it.

🚨 GRETA'S NEW GRIFT. 🇸🇪 Greta Thunberg is now staging a protest at the University of Gothenburg to demand they stop being "complicit in genocide and apartheid." She is no longer a climate activist. She is a full time professional agitator for the anti-Israel mob. Whatever the current radical trend is, she is right there for the cameras. RT if you are completely sick of this nonsense. 🔄

@KalanisCalves Raise prices by 20%, pass about 4% onto their staff. Calling it now.

Dear restaurant industry, Please raise your menu prices by 20% on everything and let’s just be done with the tipping altogether. I’m not here to manage your staff. If the service sucks, we just won’t come back. Signed, A lot of us

@catsareblessing You must have the same plumber, cat, kitchen, and diction as the hundreds of others who've posted this.

The plumber has been here 20 minutes. My cat of 8 years has never sat on my lap.

@realMaalouf Generations of inbreeding and the following of a medieval doctrine. What could go wrong?

Remember Asia Bibi, a Pakistani Christian woman who spent 8 years on death row after being accused of “blasphemy” for drinking water from a Muslim’s cup. Asia was working in the fields with her Muslim coworkers. She got thirsty and went to fetch water from the well, where she took a drink with an old metal cup she had found. That’s all it took. Christians are considered dirty and impure in Islam, and she was accused of attempting to contaminate the Muslims’ water just by drinking from their cup. She was sentenced to death by hanging. The governor of her province voiced opposition to the verdict and was assassinated by his own bodyguard. When she was finally acquitted in 2018 due to international pressure, tens of thousands of Muslims rioted, demanding her immediate execution. A local poll found that 10 MILLION Pakistanis would personally kill her if given the chance. Just for drinking water from a Muslim’s cup. Her lawyer had to flee the country. And after months in hiding, she was finally able to escape Pakistan and received asylum in Canada. This is Pakistan, where non-Muslims live under the constant threat of death. The more I learn about this country, the more it just feels like ISIS with a formal government.

Sam Carling is the youngest Labour MP to call for Keir Starmer to resign.

@9trevv @ChudTheBuilder About as scary as a blanket.

Come get yo shit back in blood fairy nigga @ChudTheBuilder 😈