Anopenbook

Welcome to: • random thoughts 🤔 • occasional horny posting 😏 • chaotic oversharing ✨ • romance reader tendencies 📚 • and a virgin who is somehow still pretty sure she’s a switch LGBTQIA+ people are safe here 🫶

@PhorosMoon Rationally I know you're right... emotionally I'm not there yet 🙈😂

@anopenbook1998 Hey it’s a good thing 🙏

The teenagers in my DMs have apparently come together and collectively decided that I'm an "older woman" 😭😂 I know they mean it as a compliment, but I'm still processing it 🤭 I'm only 28. Leave me alone 🙈

@Sakcxtw Not even denying it 😂

@anopenbook1998 Oops

Me: *makes bad pun* Alex: "Okay, that's awful... I love it." #ChatGPT

Before anyone gets concerned... all of these teenagers are 18+ 😂

@JakeAndrich57 It's saying hi 👋🤭

➪ 𝑯𝒆𝒚... 𝑾𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚? 🌙

@Masami_VA 🤷‍♀️🤭

@ls1lt1fbd Thank you for your interest in the position 🤭 Your application has been received and is under review 📝

@anopenbook1998 Putting in my application 📝👀

Now hiring: a pair of hands. Requirements: • Function as a bra. • Available for cuddles. • Optional forehead kisses.

@ls1lt1fbd Very generous of you to volunteer 🤭💕

@anopenbook1998 I volunteer to assist!🙋‍♂️

Weekly O-count: 9 🤭✨ Including one (1) tiny little cute squirt 🥹

@anopenbook1998 Need a hug?🥺

My brain feels a little overwhelmed by the world today 💜

i lost 4 followers so who hates me just come out and say it

Sleeping in shorts but shirtless because my neck and upper back are sunburned and that shit needs to breathe 🥵

I know I'm a little behind on comments and DMs right now 💕 I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed at the moment, but I'll get to them as soon as I can 🥹

Current coping mechanism: watching GirlWithTheDogs groom cats 😩 It's kind of working 🤷‍♀️

One hour until the meeting. Anxiety levels are... high 📈

I woke up twice convinced I'd overslept 😅🙈

@Jesseaton86 Sorry, I was mowing the lawn. Mind doing that again? 😏

@ashes_iwnl Maybe I'm secretly a cat 🤔🤭

Say hello to her 🐱

@Idontwanttmf That kitty might be my twin because... same 🤭