Dave

The man on the left came from a village in Bangladesh, cleaning toilets before he became an engineer The woman on the right sometimes worked 2 shifts a day just to help make ends meet And the boy in the middle? Just became a doctor Never forget your roots

Just had a dream where I was taunting this gorilla through the glass panel and it managed to get out and piece me up, and developed a bit of an ick for myself because why did I not just bob, weave, jab and uppercut it before getting it into a rear naked choke

One year gone, who knows how many more to come? But if you made it this far, thank you. Next year, I'll do my best to maybe add a bit more flair and depth. And if not that, maybe a few more jokes. Otherwise, it will have been a fun ride x

I don't know if medicine is for me, but seeing someone die right in front of you makes you re-evaluate your perspective on life (at the very least!). During the dark days, remember to look for the light. And when it's bright, make sure you enjoy the sun.

I have a small tradition of reflecting on the year gone, what I've learnt and what to keep close to the heart going forward. Even though I've realised I missed a year, this chain dosen't really feel right to let go of Fitness, stand-up comedy, medicine. 3 passions, 3 lessons

First proper year of balancing stand up comedy alongside medicine, my fitness aspirations and life It's been tough, but it's been worth it Grateful for the friends, experiences and knowledge Here's to bigger rooms and brighter heights. And hopefully, a new camera as well 😂

youtu.be/LANzhRUg_2w?si… I’ve given up with Google Photos to edit. I have only managed 3 videos (shot and edited on pixel). This is the first of several vids of my trip to Bangladesh.

Had a show last night where a joke failed, and I started addressing it with the audience and one guy shouted out, 'its alright lad, you keep trying and we'll keep trying', and tbh I don't think I've emotionally recovered from that yet

The masculine urge to leave the city life and settle down in a small wooden barn in a forest, where I spend my time fishing and cutting up logs of wood

Getting old is basically grunting as you stand up and whispering, 'oh Lord, give me strength'

Looking for an intimate and cute venue to co-produce and film a 20 min stand up special Jan 2024, ideally in Central Manchester If any pop to your mind (for whatever reason), please link/dm me!

"No, I won't be coming. it's not worth it' - comes across as abrupt - makes you look like a loser - 'alright, asshole' 'No, I won't be coming. I have some business to take care of" - comes across as mysterious - makes you look like a boss - 'is he a part of the mafia?'

Imagine being a delirius or withdrawing patient and watching a robotic penguin roll up on your bay

Just got news of the latest round of BMA strikes - knowing my luck, I'll probably leave the NHS just before it goes private and everyone starts earning bank