Mrs. D (she/her)

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

ℹ️ From 1 July this year ScotRail is introducing a £10 minimum fare for people who purposely board without a valid ticket. If that’s you, then use the next three months to get into the habit of buying a ticket before you board one of our trains. Staff will be reminding you about this throughout an education period until July, so nobody will be charged until then. Check out all the details, including exemptions, in this article. scotrail.co.uk/about-scotrail…

I know @BBCRadio2 had to act quickly on Scott Mills, but why on earth am I being subjected to an extended megamix of forgotten 80s Kylie tunes at 8:20 on a Tuesday morning? Save us from Gary Davies please 🙏

@CG_1876 They’ve not even announced an interim yet.

Right before we play them Fack

Two weeks today I'm doing my biggest show ever at The Glasgow Armadillo. Had some billboards put up around the city including one next to my mum and dad's house so they could see it. Didn't go to plan. Get tickets at my website.

@Alex_Samuel95 @Jagfox @PartickThistle We will rejoice and be glad in it! 🙌❤️💛🇧🇪

Already have so many incredible memories here. Let's create many more 🙏🏻🙌❤️ @PartickThistle

Tony Watt, Logan Chalmers and Oisin Smyth injured. Mark Wilson:

@CraigCru__ That’s more than I paid for my ticket to see Scotland at Hampden 😬

That’s scandalous prices, can only be one club here to blame.

Oh Ben McPherson! #RRFCvPTFC #WeAreThistle

@PartickThistle First professional goal?

BEN MCPHERSON!!!!

@ThistleWFC @rachd_9 That feeling 🤩😮‍💨🥳

2⃣ years since THAT goal. @rachd_9 🚀

@PartickThistle Two absolutely stunning goals there 🤩 ❤️💛

⚽ GOALS ON MONDAY ⚽ 😱 Erin Rennie lobs the 'keeper from distance 🎯 Unstoppable free kick from Olivia King

'He's very fortunately to have got away with that' 😬 Was Jack Baird lucky not to see red here? 🟥 #BBCFootball

Been really looking forward to this! Scots - The Musical, at the Pavillion this week 🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚽

Scotland under 21s omitting a player with over 100 first team appearances to his name. We must have a lot of technically gifted goal scoring midfielders available. Or Gemmill is useless. McPherson's non inclusion perverse too. Baffling.

Want a laugh? Ben Stanway has scored 9 goals (NINE) since Kyle Ure last featured in a first team win (18th October, v Morton), including a winner against Ayr United after dispossessing Ure in the Ayr box.

It will be wild if Hearts win the Premiership, given we've not had a winner outside Glasgow in over 40 years. It will be wild if Rangers win the Premiership, given they only won 1 of their opening 7 games of the season and they have only won 53% of their league games to date with just 8 left to play. It will be wild if Celtic win the Premiership, given they've lost 7 times already this season, have changed manager 3 times, and had two utter clusterfuck transfer windows. It will be wild if Celtic land the double, given all of the above and the fact they won a quarter final despite not registering a single shot on target. It will be wild if St.Mirren win a major trophy, or even two, but still manage to get themselves relegated. It will be wild that Steven Pressley has outlasted the manager of Celtic (twice), Rangers, Aberdeen, St.Mirren, Kilmarnock and Livingston this season. It's wild that with 8 games to play Motherwell have the best defensive record in the Premiership and have lost the same number of games as the league leaders. It's wild that 3 of Hearts 5 defeats this season have come against the teams currently sitting 9th, 10th and 11th in the league. It's wild that Livingston won their 2nd game of the season and in the middle of March, 28 games later, they are still waiting on their next victory. It's Scottish football. And it is indeed, wild.

@ThistleWFC 😔

Goal Hearts Thistle do concede again as Slattery finds the net with a neat finish from the edge of the box. 45+'| Thistle 0 v 2 Hearts #PTWFCvHWFC #YourClubYourColours

@RealLenHoover We spotted him from our seats before the game started. Really wasn’t sure what point he was trying to make 🤷🏻‍♀️ Guessed that he had stolen it off someone?

Amazing! A Morton fan converted in real time by the mighty Thistle. Watching back different angles over the game, I can confirm he actually KNITTED THIS IN HIS SEAT during the first 75 minutes. True dedication.

Fun with stats: Morton have led in every one of the 4 games against Thistle this season. Once by two. They won none of them, conceeding goals in the 93rd, 94th and 90th minutes.