Sarah🖤

my grave is going to be so sexy and fun which is perfect because i am neither of those things

Brooo last night was an immersive piece that thrived in an intimate space but lost its magic after transferring to Broadway

If you keep me at rehearsal late I will take it upon myself to create the most rancid vibe imaginable until you have no choice but to let us go home.

I saw the orange doodlebop perform as Frankie Valli in the hit Broadway musical Jersey Boys

Mother nature is no match for my Honda civic

I’m such a good actor on the clock that someone just described me as a people person

The pure exhilaration I felt in seeing a cow while driving to my job where I see giraffes and rhinos and elephants everyday

If I end up in hell it is because I just returned from a two week trip to find that my carbon monoxide detector has been battery replacement chirping in my thin walled apartment for an unknown amount of time

Unironically

Who is the target audience for the 2023 t mobile ad where the cast of scrubs sings a song from the musical oklahoma

Wonder if I can get cast as Jenna in waitress if my actors resume is almost exclusively evil dead the musical

“Mickey Mouse is supposed to be an Everyman so why don’t I relate to him”

i get it

@MP13Girl They have a ton of different products but the brand is curlsmith

@another_sarah_ Okay but what shampoo tho 👀

Devastated to report that the $28 shampoo and conditioner work significantly better than the $8 ones

@shrekzema After one use I have curly hair again

@another_sarah_ and I hate it!!!!!

Riding the high of a baby smiling at me and not @suavekebab

@MP13Girl Girl that movie was a lot of things but scary was not one of them lol

@another_sarah_ I am literally watching it right now and I’m such a big baby I’m literally the opposite and scaring myself with what might happen lmao

I was apparently so at peace while watching Five Nights at Freddy’s that my watch thought I was asleep

@MP13Girl Come visit

And I won’t even get to experience it one last time 😭 Just like with Ursula’s Grotto… Both were such staples of my childhood and now they’ll be gone forever 😓

Just saw that the Beast’s Library is closing in California Adventure and my heart is being RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST

I feel so lonely without my check tire pressure light