completely normal

@wtfahhh0 if you knew anything about india, you would put all of them in extremely corrupt

I ranked Indian departments from rarely corrupt to extremely corrupt.

@ugach_kahitarii ek amitabh bachan apne bete ka career sudhar nahi paa raha aur ek david dhawan apne bete ka career khatam karne pe tula hai

WTFFFFF those are AI babies chiiiiii

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 ye bsdk indians ko gali dete hain

This man found a cheat code by clinging to the trains door to cut in line and get a seat fist

@realUSofA_pb @criticization @Dank_jetha Dad wont let me because of numerology. I am forever Dikshit

@anotherdalla @criticization @Dank_jetha yeah, necessary to change spelling to Dixit

Average Marathi surname

@criticization @Dank_jetha its not even the pronunciation, just the spelling lol

@anotherdalla @Dank_jetha Dixit (दीक्षित) is a good surname and sounds like rich, problem is in just english pronunciation.

@MhaskarChief "never works in reality" and his reality is the corrupt Indian system. Of course, he thinks so

Being young and educated is the new woke

Asked someone from the industry whether foreign investors are still interested in allocating to India. The TLDR: Interest has pretty much died out. India is seen as geopolitically exposed, especially to an oil shock. There are no real AI plays. Valuations are rich. And the rupee situation doesn't help. On top of that, investors who were sitting on gains have taken money off the table and are now looking at markets like Japan, Taiwan, Korea, Europe etc instead. He also pointed out that our LTCG/STCG structure and the increase in STT have made India less attractive compared to other markets that are seeing inflows. If we need to attract FPIs back, and we do, fixing this feels like pretty low-hanging fruit.

Nepal Prime Minister introduces strict reforms to transform the nation • No photos of political leaders in government offices. • No caste based politics equality for all. • No road blocking for VIP convoys • All Ministers and Goverment employees kids must study in goverment schools • Political party affiliated student groups to be removed from schools and universities within 60 days. • Government introduced a digital transparency platform called Pratipakchya to track the government’s promises and progress. When will India introduce the same laws as Nepal?

We're not going to cross the Atlantic ocean. 1. No one has any idea how far away the nearest land is. It could be thousands of miles! 2. Surely we can just build faster caravels? The problem is that wind can only push you so fast. 3. There are no landmarks out on the ocean. Sure you can use the stars to determine your latitude, but with no way of knowing your longitude you'll just get hopelessly lost. 4. The storms are ferociously powerful. The waves are huge. Ships would sink long before they reached the other side of the ocean. 5. There's no fresh water. You'd need to carry it all with you, along with all your food. The more stores you carry, the less capable wind is of propelling you, and the slower you go. There's no way you'd be able to carry enough to avoid death by thirst or starvation long before you reached land. The Sail Equation prevents it.

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

@ok6ixx Wait... did you... copy the tweet AND the top comment

so it was my best friend's 16th birthday and we had this really intense sexual tension since i kissed him by accident this one time and we were with all our other friends so he took me into another room and said "i literally think i'm in love with you" and then we just kissed for like half an hour until he finally started pulling my shirt up but then his mom walked in and didn't even flinch like literally "hey son i'm ordering pizza oh hi girl who is making out with my son" and kept talking and we were just standing there uncomfortably and when we finally unfroze he yelled "MOM IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" and that's the story of the first time my fiancé told me he loved me. oh my god the ending

"Make sure this record is not long lived" 🚀🚀🚀🌕 #ArtemisII

evergreen tweet

Accidentally stumbled onto Indian twitter

humour so broke

@ro3ver We dont have steak and lobster... need an indian version of this phrase

my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery ahh post

Walked by a homeless guy last night "Please, I haven't eaten in 3 days. Can you buy me dinner?" I could hear the pain in his voice. He wasn't asking for money to buy drugs or beer. He needed food. Plus we happened to be right in front of a pizza place. Went in and got him a small pizza. He thanked me. I was walking away when I turned back and noticed something crazy: He threw the pizza away, then started asking the next person for food. Gave them the same sob story. Furious, I ran back to him. What the hell man? That's when I recognized him. It was Papa John himself. Pulling off a genius sales hack. No wonder he's a billionaire.

@cnakazawa The worst is when you hear it in real people's video scripts. It's everywhere now

I think I'm at a breaking point with LLM text. ChatGPT's language has become the worst. I have full on AI fatigue. The honest truth Why this fixes it (short answer) Clean fix The safest bet Final honest take Best-case scenario (totally possible) My straight recommendation Bottom line (no sugarcoating) If you want, tell me […] and I’ll tell you what I’d personally do in your exact situation (not generic advice) Instead of asking “[…]”, think: 👉 “How do I maximize […]?” My honest recommendation (based on what you said) Let me be real with you upfront Here’s the pro move That’s actually a really good question—let’s sharpen it so it actually makes sense. Still real. Not peak performance That’s not just […]. That's […] I wrote the first 3 myself, but then I went to a chat and just kept copying more examples. People don't write like this. Are we doomed to have to read the same poor sentence structure and wording for the rest of our lives? It's even worse when I have to read other people's llm slop. Thank you, I can prompt an llm myself. Do I have to pay a person to operate the llm for me and write back slowly in human language?